Do You Even Lift Bro?

Muscle Man can't find his clothes, but what he can find is your little asshole and he's going to shove his giant deformed cock inside it. Fight him if you want, but he's taking it one way or another.

36 Comments
  • killtacular June 28, 2013

    Can you even wipe your own ass, bro?

    +2
  • sharkbait June 28, 2013

    His fucked up dick head is bigger than his own head......on second thought,everything is bigger than his head.

    +0
  • yeayeayea June 28, 2013

    I can hear biggerasshole anus gettin ready.

    +0
  • lobster June 28, 2013

    Hey it's Zangief

    +6
  • johnhancock June 28, 2013

    I can hear yeayeayea fapping

    -4
  • shadowarior June 28, 2013

    adam on steroids

    +3
  • frankdrebin June 28, 2013

    fuck steroids, this dude's been sucking on some bull nuts and washing it down with elephant stem cells

    +3
  • dozer67 June 28, 2013

    what a fucking homo I rather be the old guy in the next (last) picture.

    +0
  • crazyvet June 28, 2013

    I don't care how good of a customer he is, I'm not tattooing that thing.

    +0
  • dozer67 June 28, 2013

    Doesn't he look a little like one of the crazy shit crew?

    +2
  • ghosthunter June 28, 2013

    Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase.. Scared STRAIGHT!

    +0
  • johnhancock June 28, 2013

    ghosthunter^^ yea that makes no sense, Unless you were gay before this...

    -1
  • biggertalk June 28, 2013

    @johnhancock lawl right?? yeayeayea is gay.

    -5
  • wardo56 June 28, 2013

    I'll give it the ol college try

    +3
  • sleeko June 28, 2013

    Shouldn't this be posted on Lady Crazyshit, under Would You Hit It?

    +1
  • feircepierce June 28, 2013

    BIG COCK AND BALLS ..I LOVE IT

    -4
  • bucknuts June 28, 2013

    Can't you guys stick with posting chick's tits-n-ass instead of this kind'a nasty shit?

    -1
  • drtyrell June 28, 2013

    He's most likely to kill you with his dick.

    +0
  • sirpussalot June 28, 2013

    I don't want sloppy seconds behind that Mule Dick MotherFucker, be like tossin a hot dog down a hall way.

    +2
  • solidbriscoe June 28, 2013

    So much saline in the peter... Doubt it works. Bet he has a gigantic truck to compensate for his useless peen.

    +1
  • englishgent June 28, 2013

    Hey look its Mr June from biggertalks fantasy men calendar!

    -3
  • neospace June 28, 2013

    he can spray it with his dick

    +0
  • crazyshitisgay June 28, 2013

    He looks just like me, only his dick is half the size...

    +1
  • spaulding June 28, 2013

    "I will fuck your puny and insignificant body until you are a lifeless catch rag"

    +1
  • feircepierce June 28, 2013

    I WOULD LOVE TO GET A DUTCH OVEN FROM HIM.

    +0
  • englishgent June 28, 2013

    ^ Hey fierce, do us all a favour and use that avatar on yourself you dirty faggot.

    +1
  • feircepierce June 28, 2013

    IM PRETTY SURE I COULD GET THAT COCK UP MY ASS IF HE COULD STAY HARD LONG ENOUGH..

    +0
  • feircepierce June 28, 2013

    E BEFORE I, DOUCHENOZZLE...

    +1
  • potrostation June 28, 2013

    The real god of war.

    +0
  • feircepierce June 29, 2013

    I BET IF I GAGGED LONG ENOUGH I COULD GET HIS COCK DEEP DOWN MY THROAT...I KNOW IT WOULD MAKE MY EYES BULDGE ....AND SLIP A FINGER UP HIS BUTTHOLE A COUPLE OF HUNDRED TIMES...

    -2
  • rockinron June 29, 2013

    hey henry your gonna need to make your gloryhole bigger if this guys from south florida!

    -1
  • tuck8541 June 29, 2013

    He looks like what I thought Jesus would look like!

    +0
  • garman June 29, 2013

    He looks like Adam.

    +1
  • feircepierce June 29, 2013

    I WOULD SHOVE MY TOUNGE UP HIS BUTTHOLE UNTIL IT WAS SORE

    -2
  • ven0m89 June 29, 2013

    He wouldn't be able to take shit with all those silicon injected muscles.

    +0
  • skoal36 June 29, 2013

    when he helicopters there is a tsunami in Hawaii

    +0
 
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