Look Into Her Eyes

Guess who didn't listen the first time she was told to do something. It's OK, some women learn slower than others. You just have to be patient with them. Now would be a good time to see if semen helps swelling around the eyes go down. Nice fucking shirt, by the way.

36 Comments
  • marcodufour July 3, 2013

    ♫ I`m turning Japanese, i`m turning Japanese at least i think so ♫

    +3
  • johnhancock July 3, 2013

    She looks like she belongs in a fucking cartoon on her shirt

    -4
  • preferemshaved July 3, 2013

    How wife beaters preform LASIK

    +0
  • frankdrebin July 3, 2013

    1. She just left the DMV... with a CDL license. 2. Rook but don't touch... the car keys 3. Damn, I know weed gives you chinky eyes, but that must be some strong shit.

    -1
  • tgarner July 3, 2013

    The last thing she said prior to this was, "Make your own fucking sandwich!"

    +5
  • shadowarior July 3, 2013

    Why is mickey rubbing his crotch down there?

    -2
  • ibetdaddy July 3, 2013

    bitch just won't listen

    +0
  • tuck8541 July 3, 2013

    You will never have to ask her to do the dishes again!

    +0
  • sirfartsalot July 3, 2013

    Looks like someone told her not to leave the kitchen not once but twice!

    +1
  • toesrus July 3, 2013

    She's been told twice already.

    +1
  • sharkbait July 3, 2013

    She must be the red headed step child

    -1
  • kermitt July 3, 2013

    they always said "love hurts".

    -2
  • biggertalk July 3, 2013

    make the fucking sandwich right

    -9
  • killtacular July 3, 2013

    Botox failure. Bet you feel real pretty now, huh?

    +0
  • drtyrell July 3, 2013

    Pollen

    -2
  • jamesb July 3, 2013

    Ah, the old Irish sunglasses. Free pair when you forget dinner.

    -1
  • solidbriscoe July 3, 2013

    Once AGAIN, the sammich was unsavory. Haven't you ever heard of condiments?

    -1
  • doc_ock July 3, 2013

    All she had to do was make a sammich

    +0
  • aozika July 3, 2013

    That bitch has some goddamn vagina eyes -_-

    +0
  • matv July 3, 2013

    japanese ginger?

    -1
  • rockinron July 3, 2013

    i think her mom was probed by aliens.

    -1
  • x-treme1 July 3, 2013

    She could take a 2-hour bukkake session and still get none in her eyes

    +0
  • englishgent July 3, 2013

    She deserved it for wearing that shirt.

    +0
  • goodster July 3, 2013

    Wait till she can see what her friends dressed her in for the drive to the hospital.

    -1
  • donkey666 July 3, 2013

    Told her my nuts were to big to be 69ing

    +0
  • potrostation July 3, 2013

    Irony. She went in for lasic; and now looks like Mr. Magoo.

    +1
  • spinal12 July 3, 2013

    Biggertalk No bitch would fix your black ass any sandwich.

    +2
  • luvs2spooge July 4, 2013

    She MUST be Irish.

    +0
  • bigtalk July 4, 2013

    only white boys beat their woman FACT

    -3
  • durp July 4, 2013

    What do you tell a butch with two black eyes ? Nothing .. You already told her twice

    +1
  • dracos July 4, 2013

    She splacktose intolerant

    +0
  • Cory H. July 4, 2013

    Maybe she has four eyeballs up under there.

    +0
  • goodster July 5, 2013

    ^^ sorry man... but don't quit your day job for comedy.... that was just terrible.

    -1
  • Cory H. July 5, 2013

    Yeah, that was kind of lame, wasn't it?

    +0
  • zerofucks July 9, 2013

    i told her to have dinner ready by the time i got home

    +0
  • chrispanda September 20, 2013

    GOD DAME ITS ANOTHER ASIAN AND I BET YOU SHE IS GETTING IN A CAR!

    +0
 
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