This reminds me of a joke: A pirate walks into a bar with a Ship's steering wheel sticking out of his pants.
Bartender say's "What's the wheel doing sticking out of your pants?"
The Pirate says "Arrhgghh, it's driving me nuts!".
What a fucking sideshow.
How the fuck did I end up here? And, if you're reading this you must be as bored as me. Don't reply though because I won't be back.