Where You Been Putting Your Fingers?

Hey Doc, before you fix my hand up I gotta post this shit on facebook and let everyone know I fucked up. I bet I'll get a bunch of likes for this one.

  • zahnfee July 9, 2013

    High five with Freddy Kruger is not the smartest way to say hello.

  • onetime42 July 9, 2013

    I chew my nails but his guy has taken it to extreme!

  • vaglicka July 9, 2013

    no more hitch hicking ..

  • vulture July 9, 2013

    while he's off work he should buy a decent pair of jeans to work in

  • sirfartsalot July 9, 2013

    Good thing he's right handed.

  • kermitt July 9, 2013

    Turn off the lawn mower when?

  • isnogood July 9, 2013

    4th of july aftermath?

  • showmeurtits July 9, 2013

    This has to be a work related accident, I mean look he's White!

  • rockinron July 9, 2013

    i see maryjane rotten crotch is back in town for the week.

  • biggertalk July 9, 2013

  • urapnes1701d July 9, 2013

    Stuck your hand in a KFC bucket filled with bones did you?....

  • solidbriscoe July 9, 2013

    You've learned your lesson:

    Never steal the chicken from the negroid populace.

  • Cory H. July 9, 2013

    +1 for Biggertalk. Your best post to date.

  • matv July 9, 2013

    vagina dentata

  • englishgent July 9, 2013

    Lmao +1 Cory.

  • potrostation July 9, 2013

    The pic is for the eulogy for his now departed life long lover Lefty,

  • ryanscott1989 July 10, 2013

    they must if just shot him up with some morphine.

  • tandemznmotion July 10, 2013

    LMAO@ Rockinron!!!

  • nubclub July 22, 2013

    After they're completely gone, he'll love it. I did that with a lawnmower myself up to the first knuckle. Women just love it when you're doing the nasty, and it's just smoooooth sailing in all the right places. His balance will be 10X better, his ability to detect changes in the weather, his engineering skills will be better, and most importantly, he'll meet more people curious to know what happened. He'll give a massage to die for. He'll be able to trace his hand as a signature that even the finest forger in the world will never be able to copy.

    So you see, it's not quite as bad as you might think. You just have to have the right perspective. Does he have half a hand, or no hand at all.

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