Hey Doc, before you fix my hand up I gotta post this shit on facebook and let everyone know I fucked up. I bet I'll get a bunch of likes for this one.
High five with Freddy Kruger is not the smartest way to say hello.
I chew my nails but his guy has taken it to extreme!
no more hitch hicking ..
while he's off work he should buy a decent pair of jeans to work in
Good thing he's right handed.
Turn off the lawn mower when?
4th of july aftermath?
This has to be a work related accident, I mean look he's White!
i see maryjane rotten crotch is back in town for the week.
Stuck your hand in a KFC bucket filled with bones did you?....
You've learned your lesson:
Never steal the chicken from the negroid populace.
+1 for Biggertalk. Your best post to date.
Lmao +1 Cory.
The pic is for the eulogy for his now departed life long lover Lefty,
they must if just shot him up with some morphine.
After they're completely gone, he'll love it. I did that with a lawnmower myself up to the first knuckle. Women just love it when you're doing the nasty, and it's just smoooooth sailing in all the right places. His balance will be 10X better, his ability to detect changes in the weather, his engineering skills will be better, and most importantly, he'll meet more people curious to know what happened. He'll give a massage to die for. He'll be able to trace his hand as a signature that even the finest forger in the world will never be able to copy.
So you see, it's not quite as bad as you might think. You just have to have the right perspective. Does he have half a hand, or no hand at all.