If you ever need to talk to a retarded girl about menstruation, Marion Jones has hooked you up with a great pamphlet on just that topic. Let's hope it's not necessary though.
But who is the restarted girl? Maybe a restarted girl, is there something we should know?
hey can ya get me a pamphlet on how to fuck paraplegic girls?
A must read, if you don't want your retarded daughter dipping french fries in her crouch.
the women in my life know all about that or are well passed it
Written by a Registered Nurse. My ex is a RN and would definitely publish something like this since she has terrible patient conductivity. Wonder if they are related.
You mean to tell me that there's a girl out there that's not retarded?
She shouldn't need a pamphlet if she has a retarded boyfriend to play doctor with.
What if she has downs syndrome? Are you down?
I sat here trying to think of a comment to right here then I realized I was the one who was retarded.
@Happyjack +1 too funny sir!
retarded is code for cracker
Y'all read it?
Fuck the pamphlet! Tell her to suck you dick every day for a week ,and that will cure her for a whole month; until further treatment is necessary.
I thought it said masturbation
Look here here girl it's like this. You gotta go with the flow.
It works both ways, kermit--without us, your dumb ass wouldn't exist--:p