No More Happy Endings

Don't ever think that years of working in an Asian massage/handjob parlor doesn't take it's toll. She used to be the best in the biz, but now she can't even wrap her hand around a cock. You can see the frustration in her eyes. All she wants is to provide that happy ending, but it's just not in the cards for her anymore. So sad.

30 Comments
  • marcodufour July 16, 2013

    Divorce court judge " When did you realise she was a man? " " When i saw her hands your honour "

    +1
  • johnhancock July 16, 2013

    Yeeaahhh That'll fit just right..

    +0
  • frankdrebin July 16, 2013

    Tip Top Thai Massage, elephantiasis welcome, just don't ask us to pronounce it.

    -1
  • boofano July 16, 2013

    The hulks mother

    +2
  • belloman July 16, 2013

    hey look, Wreck it Raulph's Wife.

    +0
  • zmolez July 16, 2013

    Yeah the only kind of ending that would be happening is the door closing behind be as I ran as fast as i could vomiting and wretching with a 2 week limp schlong for sure

    +2
  • tgarner July 16, 2013

    She would be easy to guess at Rock Paper Scissors!

    +1
  • kermitt July 16, 2013

    No jerky, jerky just sucky, sucky.

    +0
  • lobster July 16, 2013

    This must be the killer MILF. Gave 19 soldiers the high five

    +0
  • slippy July 16, 2013

    She'll bitch slap you right out of your shoes nigga.

    -1
  • dozer67 July 16, 2013

    HULK SMASH!!!!

    +0
  • onetime42 July 16, 2013

    Looks like she can bench more than me!

    +0
  • morbuis669 July 16, 2013

    I wonder if her pussy looks like that.

    +0
  • 6uldv8 July 16, 2013

    ^yes but the sucky sucky is not as good when they cant pull your cock at the same time!

    -2
  • englishgent July 16, 2013

    Avoid arm wrestling that bitch!

    +0
  • rockinron July 16, 2013

    someone's been eating way to much spinach stir fry.

    +0
  • potrostation July 16, 2013

    Hope like hell she's not a proctologist.

    +0
  • solidbriscoe July 16, 2013

    Fifteen seconds later, the table collapses...

    +0
  • chupamiverga July 16, 2013

    this is why its so hard for me to get laid. She had to use both her arms just to stoke my cock.

    +0
  • biggertalk July 16, 2013

    WTF!?

    -3
  • donunderstan July 16, 2013

    I know her. Her name is Sum Ting Wong.

    -3
  • rubberbandman July 16, 2013

    "Mom, have you seen my special workout pills?"

    +1
  • fistymcanus July 16, 2013

    I'd let

    Her fist me

    -1
  • dracos July 17, 2013

    She probably makes a great pressed pannini samich

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi July 17, 2013

    Newest member of the Fantastic Four?

    +3
  • donunderstan July 17, 2013

    Dis is how we deal wit Alabama Black Snake in North Korea.

    +0
  • lionman303 July 17, 2013

    Wonderful hand job

    +0
  • bite-me71 July 18, 2013

    She must give one hell of a atomic high five.

    +0
  • ibetdaddy July 18, 2013

    betcha you she can wring the hell out of the laundry

    +0
  • maddog123 May 26, 2015

    The look in her eyes the shit she's had to deal with all her life I thought I had it rough having my dick drag the ground?

    +0
 
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