No More Happy Endings

Don't ever think that years of working in an Asian massage/handjob parlor doesn't take it's toll. She used to be the best in the biz, but now she can't even wrap her hand around a cock. You can see the frustration in her eyes. All she wants is to provide that happy ending, but it's just not in the cards for her anymore. So sad.

  • marcodufour July 16, 2013

    Divorce court judge " When did you realise she was a man? " " When i saw her hands your honour "

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  • johnhancock July 16, 2013

    Yeeaahhh That'll fit just right..

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  • frankdrebin July 16, 2013

    Tip Top Thai Massage, elephantiasis welcome, just don't ask us to pronounce it.

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  • boofano July 16, 2013

    The hulks mother

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  • belloman July 16, 2013

    hey look, Wreck it Raulph's Wife.

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  • zmolez July 16, 2013

    Yeah the only kind of ending that would be happening is the door closing behind be as I ran as fast as i could vomiting and wretching with a 2 week limp schlong for sure

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  • tgarner July 16, 2013

    She would be easy to guess at Rock Paper Scissors!

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  • kermitt July 16, 2013

    No jerky, jerky just sucky, sucky.

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  • lobster July 16, 2013

    This must be the killer MILF. Gave 19 soldiers the high five

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  • slippy July 16, 2013

    She'll bitch slap you right out of your shoes nigga.

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  • dozer67 July 16, 2013

    HULK SMASH!!!!

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  • onetime42 July 16, 2013

    Looks like she can bench more than me!

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  • morbuis669 July 16, 2013

    I wonder if her pussy looks like that.

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  • 6uldv8 July 16, 2013

    ^yes but the sucky sucky is not as good when they cant pull your cock at the same time!

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  • englishgent July 16, 2013

    Avoid arm wrestling that bitch!

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  • rockinron July 16, 2013

    someone's been eating way to much spinach stir fry.

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  • potrostation July 16, 2013

    Hope like hell she's not a proctologist.

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  • solidbriscoe July 16, 2013

    Fifteen seconds later, the table collapses...

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  • chupamiverga July 16, 2013

    this is why its so hard for me to get laid. She had to use both her arms just to stoke my cock.

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  • biggertalk July 16, 2013

    WTF!?

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  • donunderstan July 16, 2013

    I know her. Her name is Sum Ting Wong.

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  • rubberbandman July 16, 2013

    "Mom, have you seen my special workout pills?"

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  • fistymcanus July 16, 2013

    I'd let

    Her fist me

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  • dracos July 17, 2013

    She probably makes a great pressed pannini samich

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  • ohwickedwendi July 17, 2013

    Newest member of the Fantastic Four?

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  • donunderstan July 17, 2013

    Dis is how we deal wit Alabama Black Snake in North Korea.

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  • lionman303 July 17, 2013

    Wonderful hand job

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  • bite-me71 July 18, 2013

    She must give one hell of a atomic high five.

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  • ibetdaddy July 18, 2013

    betcha you she can wring the hell out of the laundry

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  • maddog123 May 26, 2015

    The look in her eyes the shit she's had to deal with all her life I thought I had it rough having my dick drag the ground?

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