The Most Important Bracelet

This would be a good item for us to start selling off the site. Do you sick fucks really want your loved ones to find out just how much of a sick fuck you really are? Hopefully you don't don't drop dead while beating off to scat porn.

  • marcodufour July 19, 2013

    When we were in the Gulf 1990/1991 the bags were first for family and second to be destroyed.

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  •   rockinron July 19, 2013

    I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. Next I would like to thank my parents, for birthing me. I want to thank my cat Delete, for always being there for me. I also want to thank President Bush for allowing me to realize that if a mentally challenged child can be president, I can be first comment... This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be an experience that I will never forget. And last but not lease I would like to thank all of the millions of people/fans out there that took time out of their day to celebrate this momentous achievement with me. I cannot stress how much of a big deal this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for like a month. But that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue. But this is how I did this I would say, you can achieve anything you set your mind to. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them the skys the limit. Being first commentor is amazing, thank you everyone!

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  •   rockinron July 19, 2013

    GOD DAMN IT!!!!

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  • loulou July 19, 2013

    Rockinron, you are too damned funny!!! :)

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  • tgarner July 19, 2013

    @rockinron, I fucking rolled, especially on your second post. LMAO!

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  • johnhancock July 19, 2013

    LULZ - Ron FAILED! Maybe tomorrow bro!

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  • tgarner July 19, 2013

    As far as the picture, mine would just say, Fuck All Of Ya!

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  •   crazyshit-Cory H. July 19, 2013

    Gonna be hard to top Rockinron's first post efforts. +1

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  • frankdrebin July 19, 2013

    ... and celebrate my trouser history

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  • kermitt July 19, 2013

    He sure spent a lot of time on Crazyshit.

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  • 6uldv8 July 19, 2013


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  • 6uldv8 July 19, 2013

    Whatever happened to "FIRST BITCHES"??????

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  •   siko666 July 19, 2013

    If I wanted scat porn I'd be hanging out over at heavy r

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  • isnogood July 19, 2013

    congrats on your first smoke, ron !

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  • englishgent July 19, 2013

    The bracelet should read...don't look in the secret cupboard under the secret stairs, through the secret door in my secret apartment....please.

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  •   mrpoop July 19, 2013

    i want ron to write my eulogy

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  •   potrostation July 19, 2013

    The porn is on a flash drive that looks like a med bracelet.Burn my computer would be my final wish.

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  •   potrostation July 19, 2013

    @rockinron: At no point in your rambling did you make any sense or have a point, We are all now dumber for reading it.+1 man!

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  • biggertalk July 20, 2013

    I know right????

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  • ohwickedwendi July 20, 2013

    Damn ron--that was epic!

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  • ven0m89 July 20, 2013

    Cat named delete? I'm curious to how you named your cat that, and no I'm not being a smart ass.

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