Mom Wants To Get Her Virgin Boy Laid

Yo, Mom is cool as fuck. She just wants her boy to get some pussy and learn his way around that magical slit, inside and out. And she's willing to pay top dollar for it. She definitely gets my vote for mother of the year. Hell, I want to see what she looks like. Sounds like she could be quite the MILF.

26 Comments
  • tuck8541 July 22, 2013

    My mom did the same for me when I was 18, but the ad was a little different. It detailed assistance to kick me out of her house cuz she wanted to rent my room out since I ate all her food, stayed up late watching porn and smoking her pot!

    +0
  • onetime42 July 22, 2013

    Just send him to the fucking Bunny Ranch!

    +6
  • tgarner July 22, 2013

    Sorry, but your son is gay or he would of had some pussy by now!

    +7
  • meh July 22, 2013

    hey thats one worried dad, son is probably gay though..

    +3
  • sharkbait July 22, 2013

    Just pay for a crack head hooker like a normal parent.

    +1
  • marcodufour July 22, 2013

    You haven`t considered your son is gay ?

    +3
  • dozer67 July 22, 2013

    Ok I'll do it .......my favorite car is a 1970 Monte Carlo SS

    +3
  • frankdrebin July 22, 2013

    perhaps your son is a eunuch, which might explain harvard

    +1
  • sirpussalot July 22, 2013

    Now that the son is going to be gone a while I wonder if moma needs someone to come mow her grass!

    +0
  • rumbalotte July 22, 2013

    Great Mom ! New ,and better, form of *dad taking son to whorehouse*

    *applauding*

    -1
  • crazyvet July 22, 2013

    Lady, you make my financial issues disappear, I'll put on a little skirt and show the little bastard all about sex. Hope he likes wienies.

    -1
  • jboy619 July 22, 2013

    and if he likes to play dress-up n get spanked get video he might be senator later in life if not it'd make an awesome CS video

    -1
  • rockinron July 22, 2013

    i bet her dad, had her cherry popped the same way.

    -2
  • gabryl July 22, 2013

    Hey Adam its nice that your dads helping you out but we all no your no harvard man, more like community

    +2
  • Cory H. July 22, 2013

    Dozer, Did you catch this part: "Then you seduce him and take his virginity".

    +2
  • kermitt July 22, 2013

    Thanks Mom.

    -1
  • englishgent July 22, 2013

    Such a thoughtful mother. What she's saying is that her son is such a disappointment. He plays video games all night and sleeps all day, he's never had a girlfriend or any female friends, he has acne, bad breath, no suntan and spends what little of the day he sees wanking off to gay porn on the laptop she bought him.

    Now she wants a dirty slut to fuck his brains out and turn him into a man...such a thoughtful mother.

    -2
  • dozer67 July 22, 2013

    @Cory Yeah I thought about that part but for a 70 SS you gotta do what you gotta do..

    +1
  • onetime42 July 22, 2013

    ^^^ It better have a 396 in it! If not you shouldn't even bother unzipping your fly!

    +0
  • kermitt July 22, 2013

    My 72 monte had a 402, so I'm gonna go on the limb and say the 70 ss had the same?

    -1
  • potrostation July 22, 2013

    I think his mom wants to do him.

    -1
  • bigtalk July 22, 2013

    shes going to answer her own ad FACT BWHAAAAAAAA white boys fuck their moms

    -11
  • ryanscott1989 July 23, 2013

    I guess she will learn the hard way he's gay

    +1
  • biggertalk July 23, 2013

    I'll hook the kid up with the wives of every racist on CS, just pimped them all out nicely!

    -4
  • rodeye2 July 23, 2013

    Who's going to pay for the next 18 years of child support ? huh mom.

    +0
  • ibetdaddy July 24, 2013

    and how may fat and over 40 guys replied to this post

    -1
 
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