Awww man...

...babe, I've got a booger in my dick-hole again. I can't get it out. can you give me a hand? Better yet...can you give me a finger?

19 Comments
  • crazyvet July 24, 2013

    Get your fucking finger out of your fucking dick.

    -1
  • sirfartsalot July 24, 2013

    Jesus Christ is it old re post day today you lazy bastards!

    +5
  • shadowarior July 24, 2013

    Of course he's married

    +0
  • chipalip2049 July 24, 2013

    I can't piss now.

    +0
  • 6uldv8 July 24, 2013

    Thats a tiny cock

    -1
  • dozer67 July 24, 2013

    yep just what I say gay gay fucking gay.

    -1
  • xizang July 24, 2013

    Actually, that's not a totally bad penis. It's definitely a lot larger than any of you guys' dicks - your penises are all SMALLER than your little fingers.

    -1
  • rockinron July 24, 2013

    i know those damn keys are in there someplace!!

    +0
  • preferemshaved July 24, 2013

    Like the old \"I'm gonna remove my thumb\" trick.

    +0
  • frankdrebin July 24, 2013

    that itch you can't scratch

    +1
  • englishgent July 24, 2013

    Excuse me Mr Xizang sir, my own penis is certainly not smaller than my little finger!

    How dare you sir suggest we all have tiny willies? Might the comment you aimed at us be better shot in thine direction? Hmm?

    +1
  • thunderbutt July 24, 2013

    Pop it!

    +1
  • potrostation July 24, 2013

    Gold Digger.

    +0
  • pizzapie July 24, 2013

    sick fuck

    +0
  • bigtalk July 24, 2013

    to a white boy this is comedy

    -8
  • kermitt July 24, 2013

    It looks like a PEE-PEE coming out a VAG!

    +0
  • biggertalk July 25, 2013

    HEH!

    -1
  • onetime42 July 25, 2013

    Guess who doesn't have a problem passing kidney stones?

    +0
  • luminousmucus July 25, 2013

    doesn't that sting? I know when I went to get checked for the clap one time the doc had to put a q tip up my dick, and that fucker stung like a mother fucker for a few hours after.

    +0
 
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