...babe, I've got a booger in my dick-hole again. I can't get it out. can you give me a hand? Better yet...can you give me a finger?
Get your fucking finger out of your fucking dick.
Of course he's married
I can't piss now.
Thats a tiny cock
yep just what I say gay gay fucking gay.
Actually, that's not a totally bad penis. It's definitely a lot larger than any of you guys' dicks - your penises are all SMALLER than your little fingers.
i know those damn keys are in there someplace!!
Like the old \"I'm gonna remove my thumb\" trick.
that itch you can't scratch
Excuse me Mr Xizang sir, my own penis is certainly not smaller than my little finger!
How dare you sir suggest we all have tiny willies? Might the comment you aimed at us be better shot in thine direction? Hmm?
to a white boy this is comedy
It looks like a PEE-PEE coming out a VAG!
Guess who doesn't have a problem passing kidney stones?
doesn't that sting? I know when I went to get checked for the clap one time the doc had to put a q tip up my dick, and that fucker stung like a mother fucker for a few hours after.