How'd that workout?

I reckon this dude'll never try to open a bottle with his teeth again. On the upside though. Chicks dig scars. I'm sure he could come up with some elaborate story to go with it.

25 Comments
  • zahnfee July 25, 2013

    Now they call him slut

    +0
  • marcodufour July 25, 2013

    Are you giving me lip sonny?

    +2
  • onetime42 July 25, 2013

    I'm just waiting for Ron's comment, that's all.

    +1
  • crazyvet July 25, 2013

    He puts the blade in the razor before he shaves with it.

    +0
  • bigtalk July 25, 2013

    this pisses me off if you crackers are going to kill yourselves dont bitch out commit or at least off your family either way would make my day

    -12
  • onetime42 July 25, 2013

    ^^ How many times do I have to read the word \"cracker\" in this cocksuckers posts before he gets a permanent vacation from this site?

    +14
  • johnhancock July 25, 2013

    I wouldn't go there the @Onetime ... I see quite a bit more from others visa versa er however the fuck you spell it

    -5
  • preferemshaved July 25, 2013

    ^^^^^ I prefer American Express versa.

    +2
  • bigtalk July 25, 2013

    onebraincell42 i believe janis joplin said it best "cry baby you crackers are such cry babies" BWHAAAAAAA go score some roids

    -9
  • rockinron July 25, 2013

    slowly i reached for my massive man hood to caress it as i gazed upon the finest looking jaw pussy ever seen by man, glistening with its own lubricant and ever so slightly open showing me its sexy pink wonderfu......god damnit anyone got a paper towel or a sock?

    +6
  • marcodufour July 25, 2013

    ^^^crackers ? What Jacob`s crackers that you can put cheese on you mean ?

    +3
  • rockinron July 25, 2013

    across the street not down the sidewalk next time stupid

    +2
  • vulture July 25, 2013

    chicks may like scares but they dont like blackheads get yourself cleaned up

    +0
  • kermitt July 25, 2013

    Shaving with a box-cutter?

    +0
  • xizang July 25, 2013

    Now he's going to have a 'tough-guy' scar - which should help keep idiots away.

    +1
  • onetime42 July 25, 2013

    I do believe he has a bat in the cave.

    +1
  • englishgent July 25, 2013

    He got a hot shave at Sweeney Todd barber shop, he was lucky he kept his head!

    +1
  • potrostation July 25, 2013

    +1 rockinron, you sick monkey.

    +3
  • potrostation July 25, 2013

    Tell your boyfriend to dull that Prince Albert of his.

    +0
  • spaulding July 25, 2013

    They call him home slice.

    +0
  • biggertalk July 25, 2013

    @onetime42 how many times before racist rednecks say "nigger" and "monkey", etc. before they get a permanent vacation from this site?

    -6
  • happyjack July 25, 2013

    Bigtalk saying cracker is the equivalent of a needle in a haystack when it comes to people throwing around the n-word around here. LOL

    +0
  • biggertalk July 25, 2013

    You know I'd rather put up with inbred Caucasian sodomites that roam the PG instead of that piece of turd happyjack.

    -6
  • celtickhan July 27, 2013

    I dont think its a nigger vs cracker thing. All you ever do is say the most useless troll shit. Well you and your other Ids. Kinda makes me sad that for all that you could have said as an intelligent white male has debased to your usual "fact" comment. I hope you get 3rd place at the special olympics!!

    +0
  • boneyardsteam August 1, 2013

    Buy some clearasil you greesy bastard. Nobody wants to see that shit

    +0
 
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