This is probably one of the most ridiculous and funny classifieds I've ever seen. That's a fucking salesman that needs to be on QVC or whatever old lonely hoes watch. But wait, there's more!
Wonder how may babies he sat in the microwave.. BOOM!
Sounds like the kinda guy you want to meet in a dark alley to make the deal
Bet this guy is the pastor of a large church somewhere in the South.
what would the world be without craigslist?
How ya going to sell shit without a phone number?
it would sell quicker if he added "and for the white guy if you have a cantaloupe you just have to fuck boom hot as fuck in minutes"
I'm gonna guess this was written by somebody like the PG troll.
Bitch stole my nuke.
That was LAME and I blame your mom
"smell like north korea" LMAO
is it big enough to fit a drunk cat in??
can you warm up leg pussy in it? just saying.....
That's Billy May's kid--great start to his new career.
crazy ass white boy.....
like bam, hot fuckin pockets