What a salesman!

This is probably one of the most ridiculous and funny classifieds I've ever seen. That's a fucking salesman that needs to be on QVC or whatever old lonely hoes watch. But wait, there's more!

15 Comments
  • urapnes1701d August 3, 2013

    Wonder how may babies he sat in the microwave.. BOOM!

    +4
  • zmolez August 3, 2013

    Sounds like the kinda guy you want to meet in a dark alley to make the deal

    +1
  • crazyvet August 3, 2013

    Bet this guy is the pastor of a large church somewhere in the South.

    +4
  • isnogood August 3, 2013

    what would the world be without craigslist?

    +1
  • tonyk August 3, 2013

    How ya going to sell shit without a phone number?

    +1
  • bigtalk August 3, 2013

    it would sell quicker if he added "and for the white guy if you have a cantaloupe you just have to fuck boom hot as fuck in minutes"

    -4
  • englishgent August 3, 2013

    I'm gonna guess this was written by somebody like the PG troll.

    +0
  • potrostation August 3, 2013

    Bitch stole my nuke.

    +0
  • boneyardsteam August 3, 2013

    That was LAME and I blame your mom

    +2
  • slippy August 3, 2013

    "smell like north korea" LMAO

    +2
  • goodster August 3, 2013

    is it big enough to fit a drunk cat in??

    +1
  • rockinron August 3, 2013

    can you warm up leg pussy in it? just saying.....

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi August 3, 2013

    That's Billy May's kid--great start to his new career.

    +1
  • biggertalk August 4, 2013

    crazy ass white boy.....

    +0
  • ibetdaddy August 7, 2013

    like bam, hot fuckin pockets

    +0
 
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