Breakfast In Bed

Why get out of bed if you don't have to? This is America and it's every American's birth right to be fat and lazy as fuck, and eat the shittiest food possible. That's what it's all about. Now give this man a heart attack burger with a side of colon cancer.

17 Comments
  • marcodufour August 5, 2013

    Looks like he`s doing a Rubik`s cube.

    +2
  • cthulu August 5, 2013

    He must be waiting for his Hover-Round to come in from Medicaid. Thanks to fat fucks like this they'll keep raising our health insurance costs

    -2
  • boneyardsteam August 5, 2013

    Recovering from Dr Assburn

    +8
  • cthulu August 5, 2013

    Ok so apparently there was something about this guy some time ago. He's recovering from some type of surgery at a veterans hospital and frequents this McDonalds in some kind of motorized bed because fuck you he's a veteran.

    He's just a brave man who wants some damn nuggets

    +5
  • 2indastink August 5, 2013

    Well, a heart attack ain't gonna be such a surprise....again.

    +2
  • johnhancock August 5, 2013

    Mcdonalds- I'm loving it!

    +0
  • frankdrebin August 5, 2013

    American Hero

    +2
  • naktaa August 5, 2013

    No u cant fucking do that you have to be surrounded by a car or on top a motorbike or else its a safty hazzard. Pull around to the front! Fuck god!

    -1
  • zmolez August 5, 2013

    I beleve that is called a faggin'wagon...he wants to always be face down, ass up...

    +1
  • sirfartsalot August 5, 2013

    They see me rollin'

    They be hatin'

    Patrollin'

    they tryin' to catch me ridin. dirty.

    Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.

    Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.

    -1
  • rockinron August 5, 2013

    so this one time at band camp he .....

    -1
  • biggertalk August 5, 2013

    crazy white people smh, STFU y'all i have a quota to meet heh heh hehhh!

    -3
  • englishgent August 5, 2013

    I've heard of breakfast in bed but McDonalds in bed??

    +2
  • bigtalk August 5, 2013

    just another useless cracker living off of the sweat of my balls FACT

    -4
  • spaulding August 5, 2013

    If I saw that driving down the street, I'd have to do a McDouble.

    +5
  • ohwickedwendi August 6, 2013

    G.I. Joe sure has changed since I was a girl.

    +2
  • kabri2 August 6, 2013

    That's a prone gurney. He has probably had a recent surgery for a pressure sore. He isn't allowed to sit until his backside is completely healed. He's probably been stuck in a hospital room for a minimum of four weeks, which is standard protocol. At this point he could care less what people think about him. He just needed to get something with flavor in him.

    +0
 
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