This is just what I need to get work done. As if I don't have enough distractions by internet whores already. Now I can squeeze these boobs while sifting through the world of online porn. There goes the rest of 2013.
I like to penetrate mice's ears..... Cos I'm hung like an ant, which I also like to penetrate.
a fixture in every plastic surgeon's office
I think about sex enough already. I'd like to check my email without trying to fuck my mouse pad.
would be real nice without the shirt. It would not be on my desk :)
That's a gaming mouse...explains everything
Face would be on the desk all the time, zero productivity.
Miss Piggy: What's all this sticky shit on the mouse-pad Kermitt?
You tit mouse
I'd be in love it if could make me a sammich.
I have to buy one.
i drop my masive meat between those tits, and she's gonna tell all her friends she got titty fucked by king kong!
I don't care what anybody says--those fuckers are comfortable....
i'd like to double-click her mouse