A New York Shark

What should you do if you're riding the subway and see a dead shark on the floor? That's simple. Put a cigarette in its mouth and take some fun pictures. And then have sex with it.

17 Comments
  • 2indastink August 8, 2013

    Red bull gives you fins.....

    +5
  • kermitt August 8, 2013

    land shark from SNL.

    +0
  • frankdrebin August 8, 2013

    "shark week muthafucka!"

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  • johnhancock August 8, 2013

    LOL then have sex with it.... That's only for New Yorker's

    -2
  • boneyardsteam August 8, 2013

    Some slant eyed cock suckers lunch

    -1
  • ibetdaddy August 8, 2013

    great head if you got the blls for it

    -2
  • longhungwong August 8, 2013

    Aww.. I think I'll name it Gill.

    +0
  • englishgent August 8, 2013

    Seriously? A shark on the subway? WTF!

    -1
  • honkie365 August 8, 2013

    That's no shark, it's a crab from a colored woman.

    +0
  • durante August 8, 2013

    Sharknado bitchs!

    +0
  • rockinron August 8, 2013

    wtf? smoking is bad for you dude your gonna get cancer! and that red bull? wtf you need wings for? your a fuckin fish!

    +0
  • dracos August 8, 2013

    a shark with a cigarette, expired ticket and open container? something's fishy said the cop

    +0
  • dracos August 8, 2013

    and yeah, Id hit that nurse

    +0
  • biggertalk August 9, 2013

    can i keep it

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi August 9, 2013

    He's waiting for his poker buddies.

    +2
  • handsomedevil August 9, 2013

    lame

    +0
  • wifeater August 9, 2013

    Bloomberg goes to work....

    +1
 
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