Tits For Rent

I saw the sign and I would like to rent your tits, preferably on a short term lease. First I would like to test them out and we can talk numbers afterward. Now am I to assume the ass and pussy are for rent as well, because I'm also interested in those.

25 Comments
  • goodster August 18, 2013

    I'LL TAKE IT!!!!!!!

    -1
  • potrostation August 18, 2013

    You've already shown then to me for free. I'm good.

    +8
  • crazyasshole August 18, 2013

    can i exchange the face?

    +11
  • marcodufour August 18, 2013

    Who knew Woody woodpecker had tits ?

    +8
  • pizzapie August 18, 2013

    Sweet, I was coming to the hardware store for a screw

    +2
  • tonyk August 18, 2013

    Will I get my security deposit back?

    -1
  • urapnes1701d August 18, 2013

    She needs more than a sign to rent out that face. Perhaps some free samples or money back offers?

    -1
  • longhungwong August 18, 2013

    Real estate market is looking pretty shitty these days.

    -1
  • bigtalk August 18, 2013

    thats one fugly bitch

    -12
  • solidbriscoe August 18, 2013

    I'd hate to see what was on lease!

    +0
  • boneyardsteam August 18, 2013

    Ok but I'm only gonna pay half price

    +0
  • frankdrebin August 18, 2013

    i'll rent her and she can clean my house

    +4
  • honkie365 August 18, 2013

    She can eat corn through a picket fence.

    +3
  • sirfartsalot August 18, 2013

    She's not bad looking. I've done worse.

    +1
  • englishgent August 18, 2013

    Cute, real cute. I'll pay £20 per hour. If she wanted more I'd simply say fuck off.

    +0
  • ouch August 18, 2013

    I'd hit it !

    +0
  • mrbacon August 18, 2013

    No reposts this weekend? Oh, no wonder. Adam is still on, that explains it!

    +0
  • markrob824 August 18, 2013

    She should have held that for rent sign over her face cuz those are a nice set of perky b cups and I'm sure the ass and the pussy are just fine also!!!!

    +0
  • rockinron August 18, 2013

    if i rent her can i get rent control in 2-3 months and then go on welfare and have everyone else pay for it for me?

    +1
  • biggertalk August 18, 2013

    she's so damn ugly, must be part of rockinron's family

    -3
  • hidden-_-evil August 19, 2013

    I'm still trying to figure out how she got from the kitchen to the hardware store.

    +0
  • longhungwong August 19, 2013

    meh.. its a fix'r up'r but nothing makita drill, a 2x4 and a few cold ones can't fix!

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi August 19, 2013

    She belongs in the gardening tools aisle.

    +3
  • siko666 August 19, 2013

    Ill skip the butterface though....

    +1
  • englishgent August 19, 2013

    Biggertalk, you think SHE'S ugly?? What the hell would she say about a dirty arsed twatfuck like you?? Only vag you've ever had is when you slid out your mum fool.

    +1
 
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