I'm Gonna Play With My Package

This is by far the best package I've ever gotten in the mail. Way better than my fleshlight. I must admit, I am a little disappointed it didn't come with any bubble wrap for me to pop. Oh well, I'm sure I can keep myself occupied as is.

  • rockinron August 20, 2013

    so what do i type into the search bar on ebay to check if one of these is up for sale?

  • uncze9 August 20, 2013

    This that shippable by UPS next day air?

  • rockinron August 20, 2013

    if i worked for fed-x the mail would be late every fucking day if this is what i'd be delivering !!

  • longhungwong August 20, 2013

    It's not labeled but I know exactly which end is going up.

  • boneyardsteam August 20, 2013

    Dear santa...

  • kermitt August 20, 2013

    It's you all new contortionist doll available now at your local Wal-Mart stores.

  • solidbriscoe August 20, 2013

    I'm glad you got my gift Adam. There's plenty more where that came from. My mom made a lot of these.

  • bigtalk August 20, 2013

    now you crackers are mailing aids whats next y'all are going to make it airborne

  • ouch August 20, 2013

    Only a white chick could do that, theres no room for KFC or a watermelon!

  • pizzapie August 20, 2013

    Hope she's headed to my door step

  • englishgent August 20, 2013

    It wouldn't work with a blackie, the parcel would be shipped straight back to Africa via the fucking jungle.

  • darksider803 August 20, 2013

    OOOH Pre packaged slut. Ill take two :)

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  • biggertalk August 20, 2013

    white people suck dick FACT!

  • dozer67 August 20, 2013

    sent by USPS? by the time she gets to your front door she'll look like that hag from the other picture...

  • handsomedevil August 21, 2013

    i was wondering what became of my russian mail order bride.

  • pizzapie August 21, 2013

    biggertalk must be white because he likes to suck lighfighters dick FACT

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