This is by far the best package I've ever gotten in the mail. Way better than my fleshlight. I must admit, I am a little disappointed it didn't come with any bubble wrap for me to pop. Oh well, I'm sure I can keep myself occupied as is.
so what do i type into the search bar on ebay to check if one of these is up for sale?
This that shippable by UPS next day air?
if i worked for fed-x the mail would be late every fucking day if this is what i'd be delivering !!
It's not labeled but I know exactly which end is going up.
It's you all new contortionist doll available now at your local Wal-Mart stores.
I'm glad you got my gift Adam. There's plenty more where that came from. My mom made a lot of these.
now you crackers are mailing aids whats next y'all are going to make it airborne
Only a white chick could do that, theres no room for KFC or a watermelon!
Hope she's headed to my door step
It wouldn't work with a blackie, the parcel would be shipped straight back to Africa via the fucking jungle.
OOOH Pre packaged slut. Ill take two :)
SHUT UP; AND TAKE MY MONEY!
white people suck dick FACT!
sent by USPS? by the time she gets to your front door she'll look like that hag from the other picture...
i was wondering what became of my russian mail order bride.
biggertalk must be white because he likes to suck lighfighters dick FACT