Looking For A Way Out Of The Kitchen

Did I tell you to put a knife through your hand? No, I sure didn't. Then why should I suffer because you did some dumb shit? I shouldn't. So I don't want to hear any excuses about why my dinner wasn't ready and waiting for me when I got home today. Are you going to get your act together or do I need to go find myself a new woman?

21 Comments
  • rockinron August 21, 2013

    the knife song should never be attempted by a blond. nice tit though.

    +1
  • marcodufour August 21, 2013

    Well that must beat rock scissors stone paper.

    +1
  • vulture August 21, 2013

    if shes a juggler she made a bad career chioce

    +1
  • morbuis669 August 21, 2013

    If the bitch can't even cook without fucking herself up then what good is she!

    +2
  • longhungwong August 21, 2013

    You should see where she keeps the corkscrew.

    +0
  • frankdrebin August 21, 2013

    here, hold this

    +0
  • doc_ock August 21, 2013

    Nice try your not getting out that easy. I still want my fucking sammich

    +0
  • boneyardsteam August 21, 2013

    After reading your palm, l've come to the conclusion, you probably don't have long to live

    +0
  • naktaa August 21, 2013

    Totally adam.. yeah

    -1
  • preferemshaved August 21, 2013

    Makes for a great handjob later though.

    +1
  • solidbriscoe August 21, 2013

    She was trying to improve the potato peeler.

    +0
  • crazyvet August 21, 2013

    9 times out of 10 she makes that catch.

    +0
  • bigtalk August 21, 2013

    with tits like that i'd buy her a new knife

    +0
  • sirfartsalot August 21, 2013

    juggle fail

    +0
  • englishgent August 21, 2013

    She'll be quite alright, she still has her left hand to do the dishes.

    +2
  • potrostation August 21, 2013

    Suicide;you're doing it wrong.

    +1
  • fulmerino August 21, 2013

    Say You Have A Headache? Lemme See Ya Hand....

    +0
  • dracos August 21, 2013

    never high five a chef

    +0
  • zmolez August 22, 2013

    I told you you cunt...no fucking crust on my god damn sammich bitch... NO FUCKING CRUST

    +0
  • handsomedevil August 22, 2013

    conjugal visits with O.J. at your own risk.

    +0
  • biggertalk August 22, 2013

    rockinron's wife never leaves my kitchen

    -2
 
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