He's Going To Make A Great Father

Good job, Dad! You're a real natural. Look at you, already protecting your baby from danger. What a lucky child. And a lucky woman too, who let you dump your load all inside her. Best decision she ever made without a doubt.

23 Comments
  • vulture August 21, 2013

    did the nurse smack his arse...not i dropped a mobil phone on him

    +0
  • frankdrebin August 21, 2013

    infanticide. there's an app for that.

    +3
  • rockinron August 21, 2013

    ironicly little johnny will probably die in 16 years while texting his friends on the expressway.

    +3
  • tgarner August 21, 2013

    And the dumb fuck keeps picking it up and dropping it again!

    +6
  • boneyardsteam August 21, 2013

    When I was a baby I had a mobile above my bed too. Not a mobile phone though

    +5
  • longhungwong August 21, 2013

    It kind of stops being funny after the 3rd time he drops it but then I just start daydreaming about lactating nurses and sponge baths.

    -1
  • preferemshaved August 21, 2013

    Here son. Talk to granny.

    +0
  • johnhancock August 21, 2013

    He's going to remember that for the rest of hi life now YOU BLEW IT!

    +2
  • 2indastink August 21, 2013

    Probably not his anyway....

    +3
  • morbuis669 August 21, 2013

    Fucker should have obviously made the bitch get an abortion.

    +0
  • solidbriscoe August 21, 2013

    What do you think he does with his phone when he's alone? Pull the pud in the bathroom when his wife was going into labor? No wonder he dropped it... It was still slippery with that poor boy's unborn brother.

    +0
  • sirfartsalot August 21, 2013

    At least it wasn't one of those "Brick Phones" from the early 90's or that kid would be dead!

    +3
  • bigtalk August 21, 2013

    you think thats bad wait till he finds out he's white i smell a future suicide vid

    -6
  • crackerkiller August 21, 2013

    so that's where it starts

    -4
  • i-h8-idiots August 21, 2013

    another redneck being born....

    +0
  • mikem1919 August 21, 2013

    Dude, not cool! I hate watching chldren getting hurt, even if it's by accident. When the baby reacted to the phone hitting his chest, i felt sick. YOU GUYS ARE DICKS!!! Put up a video of your kids and see how you like people putting up fucked up comments like these!

    -8
  • crackerkiller August 21, 2013

    stfu faggot^

    +8
  • potrostation August 21, 2013

    Kid's lucky it wasn't a Nokia.

    +6
  • dozer67 August 21, 2013

    Thank goodness it wasn't the new Samsung Mega it has a 6.3 in screen,the kid would be retarded.

    +0
  • handsomedevil August 22, 2013

    guy holds a phone like a brutha holds a job- ZING!

    +0
  • biggertalk August 22, 2013

    smh crackers smh

    -1
  • bigtalk August 22, 2013

    mikem your right you have my permission go ahead i havent asked in a while but how is your wife and my kids doing

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi August 23, 2013

    Uh....stupid people piss me off.

    +1
 
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