Good job, Dad! You're a real natural. Look at you, already protecting your baby from danger. What a lucky child. And a lucky woman too, who let you dump your load all inside her. Best decision she ever made without a doubt.
did the nurse smack his arse...not i dropped a mobil phone on him
infanticide. there's an app for that.
ironicly little johnny will probably die in 16 years while texting his friends on the expressway.
And the dumb fuck keeps picking it up and dropping it again!
When I was a baby I had a mobile above my bed too. Not a mobile phone though
It kind of stops being funny after the 3rd time he drops it but then I just start daydreaming about lactating nurses and sponge baths.
Here son. Talk to granny.
He's going to remember that for the rest of hi life now YOU BLEW IT!
Probably not his anyway....
Fucker should have obviously made the bitch get an abortion.
What do you think he does with his phone when he's alone? Pull the pud in the bathroom when his wife was going into labor? No wonder he dropped it... It was still slippery with that poor boy's unborn brother.
At least it wasn't one of those "Brick Phones" from the early 90's or that kid would be dead!
you think thats bad wait till he finds out he's white i smell a future suicide vid
so that's where it starts
another redneck being born....
Dude, not cool! I hate watching chldren getting hurt, even if it's by accident. When the baby reacted to the phone hitting his chest, i felt sick. YOU GUYS ARE DICKS!!! Put up a video of your kids and see how you like people putting up fucked up comments like these!
Kid's lucky it wasn't a Nokia.
Thank goodness it wasn't the new Samsung Mega it has a 6.3 in screen,the kid would be retarded.
guy holds a phone like a brutha holds a job- ZING!
smh crackers smh
mikem your right you have my permission go ahead i havent asked in a while but how is your wife and my kids doing
Uh....stupid people piss me off.