Fuck me. I just wasted the last 45 minutes looking for my keys and wondering why my foot hurt. And now I can't even start my fucking car to drive my ass to the hospital. Well this day is fucked.
Ugliest fucking BMW ever!
footwear is key to avoiding this
The key slot on my car is on the steering column.
he's a white boy i know he wasn't on his way to work
^^ Holy fuck, you live in a bizarro world today don't you?
makes ya wonder where the gear shift is?
if you press the panic button will he fart?
turn the key and his foot falls off
You got it all wrong, the key to a mans heart is through his stomach, or is it his dick. Whichever, it's definately not his foot!
I have a rabbits foot on mine...but whatever
@ mccracken... Bigtalk IS from Bizzaro World, ain't he? Up is down. Good is bad. Smart is dumb. Funny is infunny.Black is white. Lives in a contrary world, I say.
*unfunny... Dammit. I wonder how many miles he has on that model...
That's only the beginning. Wait till the infection sets in, then he'll know what pain is.
his foot holds a key to a secret
That's not the worst of it...His smart car is up in there too.
Pretty kinky way to get turned on, But hey to each their own.