Can't Find My Keys

Fuck me. I just wasted the last 45 minutes looking for my keys and wondering why my foot hurt. And now I can't even start my fucking car to drive my ass to the hospital. Well this day is fucked.

17 Comments
  • longhungwong August 23, 2013

    Ugliest fucking BMW ever!

    +0
  • frankdrebin August 23, 2013

    footwear is key to avoiding this

    +2
  • crazyvet August 23, 2013

    The key slot on my car is on the steering column.

    +2
  • bigtalk August 23, 2013

    he's a white boy i know he wasn't on his way to work

    -6
  • mccracken August 23, 2013

    ^^ Holy fuck, you live in a bizarro world today don't you?

    +3
  • rockinron August 23, 2013

    makes ya wonder where the gear shift is?

    +1
  • rockinron August 23, 2013

    if you press the panic button will he fart?

    -2
  • vulture August 23, 2013

    turn the key and his foot falls off

    +0
  • tgarner August 23, 2013

    You got it all wrong, the key to a mans heart is through his stomach, or is it his dick. Whichever, it's definately not his foot!

    +3
  • boneyardsteam August 23, 2013

    I have a rabbits foot on mine...but whatever

    +3
  • solidbriscoe August 23, 2013

    @ mccracken... Bigtalk IS from Bizzaro World, ain't he? Up is down. Good is bad. Smart is dumb. Funny is infunny.Black is white. Lives in a contrary world, I say.

    +1
  • solidbriscoe August 23, 2013

    *unfunny... Dammit. I wonder how many miles he has on that model...

    +0
  • biggertalk August 23, 2013

    @bigtalk yep

    -2
  • englishgent August 23, 2013

    That's only the beginning. Wait till the infection sets in, then he'll know what pain is.

    +0
  • dracos August 23, 2013

    his foot holds a key to a secret

    +0
  • potrostation August 23, 2013

    That's not the worst of it...His smart car is up in there too.

    +0
  • biggest_talk August 24, 2013

    Pretty kinky way to get turned on, But hey to each their own.

    +0
 
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