Well, there you have it!

So, being a waiter or waitress requires people-skills and customer-service. If you suck at those, this is your tip. Pretty simple right?

  • crazyasshole August 24, 2013

    or people just using that as an excuse to be a cheap fucking asshole !

    +7 -2
  • 2indastink August 24, 2013

    My tip to you is, never leapfrog a unicorn.

    +5 -2
  • marcodufour August 24, 2013

    @crazyasshole Maybe people don`t deserve fucking tips! I don`t get a tip at my job do you ? If being a waiter or waitress is all you can do go back to school! If your restaurant doesn`t pay you anything and you rely on tips leave and get a better job! Try tipping a cop or a traffic warden!

    +3 -3
  • longhungwong August 24, 2013

    TIP: Scroll all the way down before you FAP when on crazyshit!

    +4 -0
  • potrostation August 24, 2013

    At the "cantina" Did you really expect Mexicans to have money for a tip?

    +5 -1
  • marcodufour August 24, 2013

    I like the boo you fail bit it`s very diplomatic, normally i put fuck off!

    +1 -0
  • vulture August 24, 2013

    @marco...my sentiments exactly +1

    +1 -1
  • boneyardsteam August 24, 2013

    I'm not your boo.....plus you just ate fromunda cheese....have a nice day

    +1 -0
  • englishgent August 24, 2013

    Once I really pissed off a waiter in a posh restaurant. The combined bill was £383.00 (there was a few of us). I gave him £400 cash and he thanked me then walked away.....before we left the restaurant I went to him and asked for my change. The look on his face was priceless but then again he was a pompous twat and the food wasn't that good. Oh the satisfaction! Lol

    +3 -1
  • dozer67 August 24, 2013

    I always give cash directly to the server for good service no tax and they aren't forced to share it with bad servers...

    +1 -0
  • biggest_talk August 24, 2013

    Tips is how people serving, and busing tables make their money. I'd bet my next paycheck that it was a nigger that wrote that tip. How do I know you ask? There's only 1 syllable for each word.

    +7 -1
  • rockinron August 24, 2013

    i allways give the tip directly to the crack whore after she blows me, that way she can't take it off the night stand and tell her pimp i didnt pay her.

    +1 -3
  • happyjack August 24, 2013

    To counter balance the 2 racist black comments above......the note was probably written by some faggy snotty white guy with a sweater tied around his neck after Sunday brunch. There that evens out the other retarded comments.

    +2 -4
  • bigtalk August 24, 2013

    what a troll move only white ppl are trolls and a cheap troll 19% of 15.34 is nothing crackers and the word fail two kinds of ppl use that women and whites along with omg, lol and im not gay but... fucking FACT

    +2 -7
  • solidbriscoe August 24, 2013

    My brain died trying to logically read that bigtalk. YOU fucking fail.

    +5 -2
  • solidbriscoe August 24, 2013

    It's not my fault your stupid sports team lost. Don't be a baby... Fucking tip me. Didja know Tip was actually an acronym (T.I.P.), standing for To Insure Promptness... No more service for you. Go die you college puke. Show up at my place of buisiness again and I will fucking take a bludgeon to not only your ears and back of neck but to your wife's, your children, and you're pets.. Oh wait... Pets aren't allowed on the patio. Nevermind.

    +2 -3
  • bigtalk August 24, 2013

    "two kinds of ppl" so how often do you use i not gay but? my answer your gay

    +1 -5
  • solidbriscoe August 24, 2013

    ^^^^The only time I've ever heard the phrase,\"how often do you use i not gay but\" is yours. Your life of dismal indeed... And in thought.

    +4 -1
  • bigtalk August 24, 2013

    i knew i was right your parents know yet or are they still convinced he's just your roommate in that one bedroom apartment and dismal maybe but at least im not white or gay FACT BWHAAAAAAAAAAAA

    +1 -4
  • solidbriscoe August 24, 2013

    I have not no idea what you just typed... Did your dad fuck your mom to produce you, or was it you're second removed uncle? You black pice of shit. As an addendum, shit is only brown for so long... Then it dries out and turns white. You shitstain.

    +4 -1
  • biggertalk August 24, 2013


    +0 -4
  • rockinron August 24, 2013

    bigtalks not gay, niggers call sucking cock being on tghe down low, like it makes them not gay to call it that. fucking idiot cocksucker your still a cock smoking fag bigtalk

    +1 -2
  • rubberbandman August 25, 2013

    Hey, there is no evidence to suggest Bigtalk is gay!!!! With that being said, let's agree he probably won't suck your dick, but he will hold it in his mouth for you!

    +3 -1
  • thebobo August 25, 2013

    If I had to wait almost 6 and a half years for the check I wouldn't leave a tip either.

    +0 -1
  • hensonface2 August 25, 2013


    To Insure Proper Service

    Good service = good tip

    Bad service = bad tip

    +1 -0
  • cemetery man August 26, 2013

    you can tell there white they used a credit or debit card

    +0 -1
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