Left My Foot Under The Cab

Man I hate it when I lose something or forget it in the cab during a drunk ride home from the bar. You know how it goes, you get home and realize you left your wallet or phone in the taxi, or even worse, your foot.

  • boneyardsteam September 3, 2013

    They got off cheap. Usually cabs cost an arm & a leg.

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  • marcodufour September 3, 2013

    Still, think just how much easier shoplifting shoes will be now.

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  • vulture September 3, 2013

    for sale...1 left flip flop

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  • englishgent September 3, 2013

    I'd love to see how this happened.

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  • fulmerino September 3, 2013

    I Always Thought It Would Be Cool To Have A Peg Leg Hollowed To Store My..... Uh Medicine And Shit.

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  • rockinron September 3, 2013

    must be fred flinstones foot, i told him to slow his fat ass down for speed bumps.

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  • dozer67 September 3, 2013

    This happened in NYC 3 weeks ago, a tourist from the UK a model. On her first day sat down in a park to get something to eat, She got hit by a sand nigger driving a cab and crushed one leg and cut off her foot on the other leg that foot could not be reattached. She still in the hospital in rehab.

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  • morbuis669 September 3, 2013

    That's where that went.

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  • solidbriscoe September 3, 2013

    She may grow older... But she'll never grow another foot!

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  • xizang September 3, 2013

    Give 'em an inch and they'll take a foot.

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  • xizang September 3, 2013

    And the sand nigger who hit her, chopping off her foot while she had lunch in a park, only got a minor traffic ticket. Man, those muslims know how to avoid responsibility!

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  • matv September 3, 2013

    he forgot that he wasn't in alansnackbarland & ran her over for not wearing a burka

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  • potrostation September 3, 2013

    @ rockinron: Yabba Dabba Doo +1

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  • kloneranger80 September 3, 2013

    Go home foot, you're drunk !!

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  • dracos September 3, 2013

    poor woman, she already has one foot in the grave

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  • biggertalk September 4, 2013

    then you better pick it up

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  • xizang September 6, 2013

    Reminds us of the young EMT paramedic gal with a foot fetish. She collected a couple of feet from a horrific accident scene and sneaked them home. Put the foot in a deep roasting pan with some water, potatoes, carrots and onion, and slow cooked them overnight. Meat fell off the bone and was just like pulled pork. Oh yeah - wash the feet well first. A little fresh lemon takes away the foot taste.

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