Left My Foot Under The Cab

Man I hate it when I lose something or forget it in the cab during a drunk ride home from the bar. You know how it goes, you get home and realize you left your wallet or phone in the taxi, or even worse, your foot.

17 Comments
  • boneyardsteam September 3, 2013

    They got off cheap. Usually cabs cost an arm & a leg.

    +3
  • marcodufour September 3, 2013

    Still, think just how much easier shoplifting shoes will be now.

    +1
  • vulture September 3, 2013

    for sale...1 left flip flop

    +1
  • englishgent September 3, 2013

    I'd love to see how this happened.

    +0
  • fulmerino September 3, 2013

    I Always Thought It Would Be Cool To Have A Peg Leg Hollowed To Store My..... Uh Medicine And Shit.

    +0
  • rockinron September 3, 2013

    must be fred flinstones foot, i told him to slow his fat ass down for speed bumps.

    +1
  • dozer67 September 3, 2013

    This happened in NYC 3 weeks ago, a tourist from the UK a model. On her first day sat down in a park to get something to eat, She got hit by a sand nigger driving a cab and crushed one leg and cut off her foot on the other leg that foot could not be reattached. She still in the hospital in rehab.

    +1
  • morbuis669 September 3, 2013

    That's where that went.

    +0
  • solidbriscoe September 3, 2013

    She may grow older... But she'll never grow another foot!

    +1
  • xizang September 3, 2013

    Give 'em an inch and they'll take a foot.

    +0
  • xizang September 3, 2013

    And the sand nigger who hit her, chopping off her foot while she had lunch in a park, only got a minor traffic ticket. Man, those muslims know how to avoid responsibility!

    +0
  • matv September 3, 2013

    he forgot that he wasn't in alansnackbarland & ran her over for not wearing a burka

    +0
  • potrostation September 3, 2013

    @ rockinron: Yabba Dabba Doo +1

    +0
  • kloneranger80 September 3, 2013

    Go home foot, you're drunk !!

    +0
  • dracos September 3, 2013

    poor woman, she already has one foot in the grave

    +1
  • biggertalk September 4, 2013

    then you better pick it up

    -1
  • xizang September 6, 2013

    Reminds us of the young EMT paramedic gal with a foot fetish. She collected a couple of feet from a horrific accident scene and sneaked them home. Put the foot in a deep roasting pan with some water, potatoes, carrots and onion, and slow cooked them overnight. Meat fell off the bone and was just like pulled pork. Oh yeah - wash the feet well first. A little fresh lemon takes away the foot taste.

    +0
 
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