Bet this guy won't wear his frilly-pirate-shirts when he's working on the lathe anymore. Them things will fuck your ass up! Big time!
Well, we all know why this was work related, don't we?
That looks like the guy in the fan incident.
He's a cyborg !! Quick..kill it
you mean That'll teach Ya? henry is on dumb mother fucker
Guess who's going to learn how to beat off with his left hand?
i what to pull the sinews taught and play it like a violin
Here!, Take my strong hand!.
Turn to the Dark Side.(We can totally hook you up with a gold hand.)
its that russian guy . . whats his name again. . oh yeah Yuri Andropov !
It's still good for something. Toss it in a pot along with some potatoes, carrots, onion, a little garlic and some water. Slow cook on low for 8 hours...
Could be an awesome hand shaped condom.
OK if your innocent raise your right hand
Thinking of reattaching it? Just scrap that idea.
thats some fine looking arm pussy, but sadly its unfuckable due to a bones already in it!!
Today`s diary," played poker and threw my hand in. "
So long as there is a good blood supply and nerves can be grafted to it, that hand is still savable. Granted, this dude will lose a piece of his ass and thigh, and he will look like Frankenstein, he just might still be able to jerk off with that hand.
Looks like someones been doing a little Krokodil!