Man Down In The Soda Aisle

What do you do here? Do watch the fat slob struggle to get up or do you help him out? I watch his fat ass and laugh. Fuck him. Maybe if he was in the produce aisle making some kind of attempt to not be a fat piece of shit riding around on a motor cart, then I might help him. A couple cases of Pepsi is just what he needs though.

26 Comments
  • meatmonkey September 13, 2013

    Get in my belly!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    +5
  • frankdrebin September 13, 2013

    have a heart, he's trying to summit his Everest

    +4
  • onetime42 September 13, 2013

    That's what happens when you don't use the right equipment to pull an oversized load, fat ass!

    +6
  • boneyardsteam September 13, 2013

    Hey fat boy....install hydraulic stabilizers

    +5
  • screwyou September 13, 2013

    Why fat people always going for diet pepsi?

    +1
  • marcodufour September 13, 2013

    " Damn Ron quit playing and grab those sodas "

    +2
  • crazyvet September 13, 2013

    Cleanup on aisle 6.

    +3
  • preferemshaved September 13, 2013

    Our high insurence premiums paid for this.

    +5
  • chipalip2049 September 13, 2013

    Wtf America! I see so many people riding in these things now. I just hope our soldiers don't end up like this.

    -1
  • vulture September 13, 2013

    he should be fined heavily for having an insecure load

    +3
  • rockinron September 13, 2013

    great now he's gonna get an insurance settlement check for rolling his retard cart!

    +1
  • acdcfan September 13, 2013

    Too much Rootbeer

    +0
  • goodster September 13, 2013

    Is that a kill switch lanyard on a fatfuck mobile.

    +0
  • solidbriscoe September 13, 2013

    Well... You got your Pepsi, Portnoy. You should be proud. The fatass sitting kind of proud. I'd still laugh at you if you fell out of your fatmobile while reaching for kale.

    +1
  • doc_ock September 13, 2013

    Fat ass falling off scooter, there's your sign.

    +0
  • kloneranger80 September 13, 2013

    That is a normal thing to see at Walmart, no seriously.

    +1
  • fragedyou September 13, 2013

    Walmart, keeping all the cookies up high just for him

    +1
  • anomalous September 13, 2013

    Unfucking real. Makes me ashamed to be a white boy.

    +1
  • ouch September 13, 2013

    "Follow your dreams. You can meet your goals. I am living proof. Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!!!"

    +1
  • useful_idiot September 13, 2013

    I want to hang out with the person who took this picture!

    +4
  • honkie365 September 13, 2013

    All the other fat fucks will silently appear out of nowhere and circle him slowly, swaying their trunks to and fro, until he dies. Then they will silently walk away, never to be seen again...

    +2
  • englishgent September 13, 2013

    I'm quite an evil person so I wouldn't help him. Instead I would laugh, point and take a piss on him.

    +2
  • biggertalk September 14, 2013

    white trash!

    -1
  • potrostation September 14, 2013

    Kill your self.

    +0
  • ptsd33 September 15, 2013

    Biggertalks foster brother. HAHAHA

    +1
  • bobbabooey September 17, 2013

    Tow truck on aisle 8

    +1
 
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