Live Together And Die Together

Double suicide is like the ultimate sign of a couple's love for each other. How fucking romantic. But why didn't he hang himself and jack off before he died? I guess he didn't really love her all that much.

13 Comments
  • frankdrebin September 13, 2013

    the owner is going to be so pissed when he sees what the maid and the gardener did in his dining room

    +2
  • boneyardsteam September 13, 2013

    So.....you just wanna hang out today?

    +2
  • crazyvet September 13, 2013

    Usually, it's the guy that's hung.

    +0
  • preferemshaved September 13, 2013

    Well they add a little contrast to that stark white room.

    +0
  • solidbriscoe September 13, 2013

    Planking... You're doing it right!

    +2
  • rockinron September 13, 2013

    to late!! he finally got stiff for her, but she's not interested anymore!

    +2
  • acdcfan September 13, 2013

    Tacos Gone Wild

    +0
  • slippy September 13, 2013

    fucking unicorn meat if you ask me.

    +1
  • m1009 September 13, 2013

    Time of Death 7:13

    +0
  • kloneranger80 September 13, 2013

    Can't even masturbate with belts around our necks in peace!

    +0
  • englishgent September 13, 2013

    It's not real, fear not people for they are playing a simple game of 'Pretend' children do it often as do lazy blacks pretending to be sick at work.

    +1
  • biggertalk September 14, 2013

    wake up

    -1
  • potrostation September 14, 2013

    I hate house work that much too.

    +0
 
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