Double suicide is like the ultimate sign of a couple's love for each other. How fucking romantic. But why didn't he hang himself and jack off before he died? I guess he didn't really love her all that much.
the owner is going to be so pissed when he sees what the maid and the gardener did in his dining room
So.....you just wanna hang out today?
Usually, it's the guy that's hung.
Well they add a little contrast to that stark white room.
Planking... You're doing it right!
to late!! he finally got stiff for her, but she's not interested anymore!
Tacos Gone Wild
fucking unicorn meat if you ask me.
Time of Death 7:13
Can't even masturbate with belts around our necks in peace!
It's not real, fear not people for they are playing a simple game of 'Pretend' children do it often as do lazy blacks pretending to be sick at work.
I hate house work that much too.