Don't Leave Your Door Open

Fuck, this is even worse than someone stealing all your shit from your car. Knowing that some stranger's balls have been on everything, you'll have to get rid of all that shit and maybe even buy a new car. Unless you like balls. In that case, you're welcome.

16 Comments
  • potrostation September 18, 2013

    Suddenly having your shit stolen doesn't seam that bad.

    +0
  • vulture September 18, 2013

    the owner is gay so he is very happy with his car smelling of strangers bollox

    +0
  • acdcfan September 18, 2013

    Shouldve shit in the drivers seat

    +2
  • spaulding September 18, 2013

    Enjoy your new vinegar scented air freshener.

    +0
  • crazyvet September 18, 2013

    Balls all over everything, I've got nothing except I'm sorry.

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  • boneyardsteam September 18, 2013

    My fuckin dog already tea baged everything anyways..better wash yer nuts

    +3
  • cthulu September 18, 2013

    what a fag I woulda just left a nice steaming chris brown on the driver seat

    +4
  • solidbriscoe September 18, 2013

    I would have put Vaseline and shaved pubes on the steering wheel.

    +1
  • rockinron September 18, 2013

    haul out the man meat, hose down the front seat, shit on the dash, and steal all their cash!

    +0
  • bayridgegeorge September 18, 2013

    Humor is alive & well. I wish I can say that about todays music scene.

    +2
  • urapnes1701d September 18, 2013

    I dropped trau and sat on your shifter.

    +0
  • happyjack September 18, 2013

    Most people don't wash their hands, so balls are on everything anyway not just Rockinron's chin.

    +3
  • englishgent September 18, 2013

    He could have been really gross and wiped his greasy arse on the steering wheel or took a shit in the glove box.

    +1
  • goodster September 18, 2013

    I tea bagged my neighbors cat today!! Does that count?

    +0
  • biggertalk September 19, 2013

    i would've taken a big rockinron in the seat!

    -2
  • 420ripper September 20, 2013

    what A TROLLL

    +0
 
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