Did You Find Your Glasses Yet?

You know how it is. You lose your glasses and look everywhere you can think of for them, but still no luck. Then you remember that you put them up your ass the night before. But they're up there pretty good and you can't get a good grip to pull them out. It happens all the time.

  •   potrostation September 19, 2013

    You have to be careful were you sit a America's Best. Richard Gear had a similar problem at pet stores.

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  • boneyardsteam September 19, 2013


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  • 2indastink September 19, 2013


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  • shitbox September 19, 2013

    X ray vision

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  • tgarner September 19, 2013

    Has to be a shity view!

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  • dawgfan1969 September 19, 2013

    It happens! I've sat on many a remote and looked around saying \"i know I ain't got it up my ass\". All along I was sitting on it.

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  •   rockinron September 19, 2013

    i bet the owner of those glasses has pink eye something fierce!!

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  • solidbriscoe September 19, 2013

    Lightbulbs, cacti, small rodents... You name it! I've heard of all of this shit. I once heard of a homo and his lover giving guy a concrete enema topped of with a ping pong ball. After a seven hour surgery, the doctors pulled out the 'crete intact! !!!

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  • pinkdildo September 19, 2013

    why are fags so fucking stupid. no wonder they get treated like freeks

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  • acdcfan September 19, 2013

    Thats where his things are stored so he doesnt have to carry everything.

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  •   goodster September 19, 2013

    "You can get a good look at a T-Bone by lookin up a bulls ass,,, but I'll take my Butchers word for it."

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  • kloneranger80 September 19, 2013

    Don't know why boneyard but that is funny as fuck. +1

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  • m1009 September 19, 2013

    No matter how hard you try, you can never seem to get rid of the cheapo sunglasses

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  • englishgent September 19, 2013

    How the fuck does this happen by accident?

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  • dracos September 19, 2013

    with these ass- glasses he can see shit clearly now

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  • bite-me71 September 20, 2013

    Never in my 41 years of life did I ever want to put something up my ass let alone a pair of fucking glasses.What did you do just wake up one day and say hey! lets shove a pair of glasses up my ass.

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  • biggertalk September 20, 2013

    i shoved a dildo up pinky's ass once

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  • pinkdildo September 20, 2013

    you warmed it up with your ass first

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  • iyaoyas75 September 20, 2013

    Now that is putting the ASS in glASSes!!!!!

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