Imagine how surprised I was when I stood up and realized I just shit an entire fish. I was not expecting that. I guess that's what I get for not chewing. At least I only had to wipe once.
\"It has been 3 weeks since my last fish. On my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup.\"
I gave birth to something similar today...
A nigga wasted dat shit..I could eat dat fo lunch fo 3 days...I loves me some carp yo
mermaid gave birth
ever notice how oriental people will eat anything that swims?
Heard Barnes&Barnes' \"fish heads\" song for the first time... \" eat them up, Yum...\"
That's what the smell was that was coming from my wifes pants!!
Goldfish revenge, never swallow a live goldfish!
I couldn't shit without having my balls tickled
Holy carp that's a big fish.
Adam we all know you didn't shit this fish out so please stop telling lies. Just admit you stole it to push in your bottom then panicked and threw it away. It's ok we've all made mistakes in life. It's nothing to be ashamed of....well.
HERE'S YER SIGN''' You've eaten to much sushi!!!
he just shit out 2indastinks wife
Step 1: Baste fish for flavor
dude you got way to much fiber in your fucking diet!
must be the one i swallowed back in college, the little bastard did did some growing on the way thru my gut the last 30 years!