Swimming In The Toilet Ain't Easy

Imagine how surprised I was when I stood up and realized I just shit an entire fish. I was not expecting that. I guess that's what I get for not chewing. At least I only had to wipe once.

18 Comments
  • boneyardsteam September 20, 2013

    Fuckin gooks

    +2
  • hidden-_-evil September 20, 2013

    \"It has been 3 weeks since my last fish. On my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup.\"

    +0
  • 2indastink September 20, 2013

    I gave birth to something similar today...

    +0
  • potrostation September 20, 2013

    Poor Klaus.

    +0
  • grapedrankyo September 20, 2013

    A nigga wasted dat shit..I could eat dat fo lunch fo 3 days...I loves me some carp yo

    +1
  • matv September 20, 2013

    mermaid gave birth

    +0
  • slippy September 20, 2013

    ever notice how oriental people will eat anything that swims?

    +1
  • solidbriscoe September 20, 2013

    Heard Barnes&Barnes' \"fish heads\" song for the first time... \" eat them up, Yum...\"

    +1
  • goodster September 20, 2013

    That's what the smell was that was coming from my wifes pants!!

    +0
  • kermitt September 20, 2013

    Goldfish revenge, never swallow a live goldfish!

    +1
  • acdcfan September 20, 2013

    I couldn't shit without having my balls tickled

    +0
  • outamyskull September 20, 2013

    Holy carp that's a big fish.

    +0
  • englishgent September 20, 2013

    Adam we all know you didn't shit this fish out so please stop telling lies. Just admit you stole it to push in your bottom then panicked and threw it away. It's ok we've all made mistakes in life. It's nothing to be ashamed of....well.

    +0
  • goodster September 21, 2013

    HERE'S YER SIGN''' You've eaten to much sushi!!!

    +0
  • biggertalk September 21, 2013

    he just shit out 2indastinks wife

    -4
  • tuck8541 September 21, 2013

    Step 1: Baste fish for flavor

    +0
  • rockinron September 21, 2013

    dude you got way to much fiber in your fucking diet!

    +0
  • rockinron September 21, 2013

    must be the one i swallowed back in college, the little bastard did did some growing on the way thru my gut the last 30 years!

    +0
 
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