That's right, Bif, crouch down and strike a pose while the other guy is knuckle deep in some tang. You might be able to get some too if you took your iPod of your arm and stopped wearing your little brother's shirts.
The new 24 is edgy.
So you got two in?
Girl is getting pussy fingered by guy in the red, Guy in the red is about to get butt fingered by the guy in the black....
Napoleon dynamite scores
Grab her like a bowling ball
getting the pinky stinky
Security guard is counting down till it's his turn.
Must be checking to see if it's fresh or if he needs to throw it in the dumpster
He's saying he already fucked that bitch twice.
Carry her home like a 6 pack.
Bouncer can't wait for his turn to bounce her. Two seconds gone already.
Im thinking the dude in black is meaning 2 guys...looks like pit hair to me...
A finger in her pants is worth 2 in the bush.
Dear Adam H. That picture was taken in good old UK where the door men are all vetted and registered licenses if you will. That what you took to be an I pod is the Door Man's Id card which is like a credit card and contains all the Bouncers information such as Sex, Height, jod description and most importantly his photograph and they all have to wear them on the left upper arm so the police or authorities can easily see how is enemy and who is foe not only that all the door men are licensed, vetted and Police background checked, so that IPod you so called it is actually his license to work as a door man and is renewable every 2 or 5 years. So there you go AdamH a wee lesson for you there..
Now that's my kind of woman!!!
jed1, you are quite correct, his radio is also proof of his job. This is possibly the end result of a night out in one of many cities and towns.. Next he will go and eat some greasy donor kebab using the same digits that have recently been swimming in that skanks twat. Ah the youth of today, all dirty little fuckers.
What the fuck is that guy wearing a life preserver? What are we back to the future?
nerd got pussy?
Bouncer is counting down until the nerd finds out it's a guy!
he better hope thats not mary jane rotten crotch, or he's gonna be in mondays update pics with one nasty fucking hand!