He's Right On Track

Apparently there is a pretty good reason to not park on train tracks. Who would have thought? Just put the body in the trunk and off to the junkyard you go.

19 Comments
  • tgarner September 23, 2013

    Somebody had a one track mind!

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  • boneyardsteam September 23, 2013

    B&O railroad...you owe me $200

    +3
  • potrostation September 23, 2013

    He was playing chicken; and he was betting the train would swerve first.

    +2
  • xizang September 23, 2013

    Small hands and fingers - I suppose it was a woman. Mangled meat to be disposed of now.

    +0
  • sirfartsalot September 23, 2013

    Fred always wanted to be buried with his car. Looks like he's going to get his wish.

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  • frankdrebin September 23, 2013

    how drunk is russia? drunk enough to play chicken with a train

    +1
  • acdcfan September 23, 2013

    Wanted a more compact car to save on gas

    +1
  • kermitt September 23, 2013

    Boris told her to say in the car til he gets back.

    +0
  • solidbriscoe September 23, 2013

    \" Driver... Why have you stopped here? This isn't the Howard Johnson's.\" - Top Secret

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  • rockinron September 23, 2013

    wonder how many kids are in the back seat?

    +1
  • rockinron September 23, 2013

    so when a train hits a car load of people, does the conductor get out and bash the survivors brains in with a tire iron. like you would a coon or a rabbit in your car.

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  • nudepoker69 September 23, 2013

    He wanted a big bang of he's buck's night!

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  • pinkdildolickr September 23, 2013

    Somebody get the pressure washer, that shits gonna draw flies

    +0
  • gunz September 23, 2013

    fuckin train goin 125 mph prolly pushed that car over a mile

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  • dracos September 24, 2013

    well it looks he almost missed the train

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  • biggertalk September 24, 2013

    Mother of god...

    -3
  • gimmy77 September 24, 2013

    no open casket for him

    +0
  • spaulding September 25, 2013

    That train looks like an Airstream trailer

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi September 25, 2013

    Yep--he's dead.

    +0
 
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