Cookie Monster doesn't just destroy cookies anymore. He's all grown up and now his monster cock destroys vaginas. Could yours be next? Maybe if you're lucky. Spread your legs and he might get you an appearance on Sesame Street.
good thing he was purple and not black!!
He will be now called "The cookie buster!"
Are those macadamia nuts?
That's the Cookie Monster's cousin, Salami Man
And some where out there is a chick running around with a blue pussy!
Yea, but he can't get it up. Caught diabetes years ago from all those cookies.
...he looks like a lifer watching the prison bus pull in with the gingerbead man, muffin man and the pillsbury dough boy
Is this why big bird looks wided eyed and scared?
Is that a smurf??...
His old lady was in the mood for cookies n cream
Cocky Monster has blue pubes
Old age... Gives the monster the limpwick.
No wonder they only showed him from the waist up....
This is the real reason Linda on Sesamee Street was always walking funny
All that dick pulling down is the reason he has no neck
I'm over here.num num num
"C" is for more than cookie!!
^^^ yeah, crabs!!!
These cookies taste nutty.
I'm right here pinkdildo.
tickler my Elmo
If her cunt has chocolate chips on it, those are warts. Don't do Cookie Monster!
That's tgarner real dad. That's right your moms the one with the blue pussy
^^^lmfao @ boney
Mr Hooper didnt die from a heart attack. It was Burt and Ernies third wheel Cookie Monster with the donkey punch