Cookie Monster Has A Treat For You

Cookie Monster doesn't just destroy cookies anymore. He's all grown up and now his monster cock destroys vaginas. Could yours be next? Maybe if you're lucky. Spread your legs and he might get you an appearance on Sesame Street.

26 Comments
  • rockinron September 24, 2013

    good thing he was purple and not black!!

    +3
  • morbuis669 September 24, 2013

    He will be now called "The cookie buster!"

    +0
  • captjim September 24, 2013

    Are those macadamia nuts?

    +1
  • xizang September 24, 2013

    That's the Cookie Monster's cousin, Salami Man

    +0
  • tgarner September 24, 2013

    And some where out there is a chick running around with a blue pussy!

    -1
  • potrostation September 24, 2013

    Yea, but he can't get it up. Caught diabetes years ago from all those cookies.

    +2
  • frankdrebin September 24, 2013

    ...he looks like a lifer watching the prison bus pull in with the gingerbead man, muffin man and the pillsbury dough boy

    +0
  • potrostation September 24, 2013

    Is this why big bird looks wided eyed and scared?

    +0
  • 2indastink September 24, 2013

    Is that a smurf??...

    +0
  • acdcfan September 24, 2013

    His old lady was in the mood for cookies n cream

    +0
  • superhotdom September 24, 2013

    Cocky Monster has blue pubes

    -1
  • solidbriscoe September 24, 2013

    Old age... Gives the monster the limpwick.

    +0
  • siko666 September 24, 2013

    No wonder they only showed him from the waist up....

    +1
  • siko666 September 24, 2013

    This is the real reason Linda on Sesamee Street was always walking funny

    +1
  • pinkdildolickr September 24, 2013

    All that dick pulling down is the reason he has no neck

    +0
  • pinkdildo September 24, 2013

    I'm over here.num num num

    +1
  • goodster September 24, 2013

    "C" is for more than cookie!!

    +0
  • solidbriscoe September 24, 2013

    ^^^ yeah, crabs!!!

    +1
  • loulou September 24, 2013

    These cookies taste nutty.

    +0
  • englishgent September 24, 2013

    Lmao!

    +0
  • biggertalk September 24, 2013

    I'm right here pinkdildo.

    -3
  • dracos September 24, 2013

    tickler my Elmo

    +0
  • spaulding September 25, 2013

    If her cunt has chocolate chips on it, those are warts. Don't do Cookie Monster!

    +0
  • boneyardsteam September 25, 2013

    That's tgarner real dad. That's right your moms the one with the blue pussy

    +0
  • hidden-_-evil September 25, 2013

    ^^^lmfao @ boney

    +0
  • nh3kid September 25, 2013

    Mr Hooper didnt die from a heart attack. It was Burt and Ernies third wheel Cookie Monster with the donkey punch

    +0
 
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