Where's His Better Half?

Quick, somebody find his upper half and see if he's living. If so, ask if he knows where his shoes are. I just had to throw away my favorite pair so I could use some new ones.

18 Comments
  • potrostation September 25, 2013

    No underwear;how embracing.

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  • potrostation September 25, 2013

    ^embarrassing^ GD spell check!

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  • m1009 September 25, 2013

    "Where's his better half" Adam, Probably in the damn kitchen where she belongs

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  • pinkdildolickr September 25, 2013

    @potrostation...dude, you are good! Half a car and half a body and you still caught that it was not wearing underwear.

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  • boneyardsteam September 25, 2013

    He's half the man I am

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  • frankdrebin September 25, 2013

    he's going to be so bummed he's too short for rides again

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  • 2indastink September 25, 2013

    I wanna be found dead with both arms in my ass and my dick in a chicken....

    -1
  • neospace September 25, 2013

    Lose half your body weight with our new crash diet

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  • rockinron September 25, 2013

    damn i hope he was dead when his junk got torn off, that woulda hurt like hell!

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  • crazyvet September 25, 2013

    The rest of him is in the glove compartment.

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  • solidbriscoe September 25, 2013

    Looks like in the engine..

    @ potro.. Now I'm free.... Free ballin'!

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  • englishgent September 25, 2013

    That's terrible....look at his jeans, there clearly ruined now!

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  • trox September 25, 2013

    The hip bones connected to the.. spinal cord, the spinal cords connected to the.. steering wheel ...

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  • kloneranger80 September 25, 2013

    He will save $$ on shirts now.

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  • stevenh915 September 25, 2013

    the cops are coming ! time to split man . .

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  • dracos September 25, 2013

    Somebody cut him off while going home

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  • biggertalk September 26, 2013

    Hope it was quick and painless!

    -4
  • harleybitch September 26, 2013

    he was driving that lamborhini in that video the other day

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