Let's Go See The World's Smallest Stripper
I love midget strippers and whenever I see one I'm reminded of the time I landed a dollar bill in a cup that was right in front of Lil' Lacie's little midget pussy. That shot earned me an autographed 8x10 headshot which is framed and still hanging waist high on the wall at my friend's house.
You can put her hair in pigtails and make her look 6 years old.
With hands like that my penis has never looked so BIG.
strippers come in fun size now - kewl
unless somebody puts her at the top of the pole i guess you need a seat at the front or you miss the show
I was just thinking about all the remodeling I would have to do to my house. Like putting steps up to the kitchen counter and stove, cutting the legs off the bed...........
all this for a little head
Some guys could deep throat her and ass fuck at the same time! Not me, I couldn't hit her tonsils.
Pocket Edition.
She has probably never seen a small cock.
How does she do the dishes?
^^^ she better do them carefully...
bet she makes small sandwiches too
My perfect woman...a woman about waste high...false teeth...and a flat head I can rest my drink on...
eh i'd hit it
I'tt take her but I'm only paying half price for the lap dance
Bridget the midget isn't going to stand for this.
if she's half as fun as a regular size stripper, then i'm in!
^^^morbu... on a stool!!
Travel sized for that strip clubbing on the go.
It's revolting and a freak of nature and I would never stop playing with it given the chance.
We finna act lik we wouldn't hit it?
I can put the midget in my wife's vagina while I fuck the midget.
Yeah she's kinda hot she was on Jerry and is married.