Let's Go See The World's Smallest Stripper

I love midget strippers and whenever I see one I'm reminded of the time I landed a dollar bill in a cup that was right in front of Lil' Lacie's little midget pussy. That shot earned me an autographed 8x10 headshot which is framed and still hanging waist high on the wall at my friend's house.

23 Comments
  • pistolero September 27, 2013

    You can put her hair in pigtails and make her look 6 years old.

    -2
  • 2indastink September 27, 2013

    With hands like that my penis has never looked so BIG.

    +5
  • frankdrebin September 27, 2013

    strippers come in fun size now - kewl

    +5
  • vulture September 27, 2013

    unless somebody puts her at the top of the pole i guess you need a seat at the front or you miss the show

    +5
  • tgarner September 27, 2013

    I was just thinking about all the remodeling I would have to do to my house. Like putting steps up to the kitchen counter and stove, cutting the legs off the bed...........

    +2
  • ibetdaddy September 27, 2013

    all this for a little head

    +1
  • graveyard September 27, 2013

    Some guys could deep throat her and ass fuck at the same time! Not me, I couldn't hit her tonsils.

    +0
  • thunderbutt September 27, 2013

    Pocket Edition.

    +3
  • crazyvet September 27, 2013

    She has probably never seen a small cock.

    +5
  • morbuis669 September 27, 2013

    How does she do the dishes?

    -1
  • solidbriscoe September 27, 2013

    ^^^ she better do them carefully...

    +0
  • pinkdildo September 27, 2013

    bet she makes small sandwiches too

    +4
  • acdcfan September 27, 2013

    My perfect woman...a woman about waste high...false teeth...and a flat head I can rest my drink on...

    +1
  • fsfranger September 27, 2013

    eh i'd hit it

    +3
  • cthulu September 27, 2013

    I'tt take her but I'm only paying half price for the lap dance

    +6
  • potrostation September 27, 2013

    Bridget the midget isn't going to stand for this.

    +4
  • rockinron September 27, 2013

    if she's half as fun as a regular size stripper, then i'm in!

    +3
  • goodster September 27, 2013

    ^^^morbu... on a stool!!

    +0
  • kloneranger80 September 27, 2013

    Travel sized for that strip clubbing on the go.

    +2
  • englishgent September 28, 2013

    It's revolting and a freak of nature and I would never stop playing with it given the chance.

    +1
  • biggertalk September 28, 2013

    We finna act lik we wouldn't hit it?

    +0
  • santa September 28, 2013

    I can put the midget in my wife's vagina while I fuck the midget.

    +3
  • dozer67 September 29, 2013

    Yeah she's kinda hot she was on Jerry and is married.

    +0
 
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