As much as I don't want to knock any girls up, I also don't want to look down and see the doctor, or anybody else for that matter, snipping anything anywhere near my dick and balls. Everything that's in my nutsack should stay in there.
Just going for a vasectomy. No gore, mo self-mutilation, no fun. Just fucking blanks.
any snipping i have done will be at the barbers
Taking the bullets out of the gun..
been shooting blanks bare back for 23 years now. fuck the rain coat!
Holy shit, looking at that made my nut sack shrivel up smaller than it was the day I was born!
Don't pull that too far out doc, it's attached to my eyeballs.
Been there, done that. Worth passing out and having a seizure during the process. Bad reaction, but better then a rugrat.
Nip it ( procreating ) in the bud.
Glad to hear one of the members here isn't reproducing, the worlds IQ just climbed a little.
Singing; Kid Free!
This is how a man gets an abortion.
I don't know Adam--I don't know if we could handle any mini-Adams.
Frankly, I think that the cheapest and safest (and funniest) birth control method is the ass. Just saying...
And then this poor fucker got herpes
Wouldn`t it be fun if his gf got pregnant after this and he has to show her this pic as proof that shes being sleeping around?