...avoid all things on this list to avoid demonic possession. Nobody wants that to happen. Well, I'd like to see it. All those fucking possession movies I'd at least like to see in real life once. So ignore the list.
They left out anal exploration.
And Justin Bieber music
They forgot wiping your ass!
The I'd have nothing to do! Hail Satan!
i would think visiting crazyshit would be somewhere in there
What a bunch of boring fuddyduddies.
i can understand the twilight but shrooms/lsd
Whew, they didn't say PORN, thank God!
Dident say we can't sodomize alter boys!!!
What about fucking alter boys??
No pot, video games or pussy???? Fuck you
fffHEEEEWW,,,, I'm still good, I've done everything but yoga. boy that was a close one!
I wish these uptight idiots would not fornicate. Maybe then they would die out
Ah shit ,I've burned thew 2/3 of this list!
Good thing it didn`t say nihilism or black metal, or i wouldn`t be able to go to heaven!
^^^ fuck yeah, chronos and quarthon fucking rule!!!
Also, this is a list of immense fun.
And the Drs. all told me it was Bi-Polar....I feel much better now. Someone call an exorcist.
They left out Christianity and Catholic..the cause of world domination
thank god blowjobs are not on that fucked up list!!
I would take Rock Music and Fornication off there, and replace them with Voting for Obama and Voting for Clinton.
i just fornicated with wendi
Don't see beer, Im good.
It's gonna be a PARTY in Hell baby!
Looks like a decent bucket list
If heaven is filled with these fucking religious retards, I can't wait to go to hell
All but like 2 or 3 of those would be good names for death metal bands
shit looks like theres a few more thing i have to do
I only have committed 15 of them? Damn, I must get busy and do more.