Here's your list...

...avoid all things on this list to avoid demonic possession. Nobody wants that to happen. Well, I'd like to see it. All those fucking possession movies I'd at least like to see in real life once. So ignore the list.

29 Comments
  • crazyvet October 4, 2013

    They left out anal exploration.

    +7
  • m1009 October 4, 2013

    And Justin Bieber music

    +4
  • morbuis669 October 4, 2013

    They forgot wiping your ass!

    +2
  • sirfartsalot October 4, 2013

    The I'd have nothing to do! Hail Satan!

    +2
  • sirfartsalot October 4, 2013

    Then* even

    +0
  • bigtalk October 4, 2013

    i would think visiting crazyshit would be somewhere in there

    -2
  • solidbriscoe October 4, 2013

    What a bunch of boring fuddyduddies.

    +0
  • uk-13astard October 4, 2013

    i can understand the twilight but shrooms/lsd

    +1
  • tgarner October 4, 2013

    Whew, they didn't say PORN, thank God!

    +11
  • sirpussalot October 4, 2013

    Dident say we can't sodomize alter boys!!!

    +3
  • thunderbutt October 4, 2013

    What about fucking alter boys??

    +1
  • captjim October 4, 2013

    No pot, video games or pussy???? Fuck you

    +3
  • goodster October 4, 2013

    fffHEEEEWW,,,, I'm still good, I've done everything but yoga. boy that was a close one!

    +2
  • matv October 4, 2013

    I wish these uptight idiots would not fornicate. Maybe then they would die out

    +2
  • potrostation October 4, 2013

    Ah shit ,I've burned thew 2/3 of this list!

    +0
  • januz October 4, 2013

    Good thing it didn`t say nihilism or black metal, or i wouldn`t be able to go to heaven!

    +1
  • solidbriscoe October 4, 2013

    ^^^ fuck yeah, chronos and quarthon fucking rule!!!

    Also, this is a list of immense fun.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi October 4, 2013

    And the Drs. all told me it was Bi-Polar....I feel much better now. Someone call an exorcist.

    +2
  • jettech84 October 5, 2013

    They left out Christianity and Catholic..the cause of world domination

    +2
  • rockinron October 5, 2013

    thank god blowjobs are not on that fucked up list!!

    +1
  • xizang October 5, 2013

    I would take Rock Music and Fornication off there, and replace them with Voting for Obama and Voting for Clinton.

    -3
  • biggertalk October 5, 2013

    i just fornicated with wendi

    +0
  • siko666 October 5, 2013

    Don't see beer, Im good.

    +2
  • donunderstan October 5, 2013

    It's gonna be a PARTY in Hell baby!

    +3
  • chefren October 5, 2013

    Looks like a decent bucket list

    +3
  • cthulu October 5, 2013

    If heaven is filled with these fucking religious retards, I can't wait to go to hell

    +1
  • bobbabooey October 7, 2013

    All but like 2 or 3 of those would be good names for death metal bands

    +0
  • ibetdaddy October 8, 2013

    shit looks like theres a few more thing i have to do

    +0
  • mykejp May 16, 2014

    I only have committed 15 of them? Damn, I must get busy and do more.

    +0
 
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