Those Won't Be Necessary

Pet condoms? Who's retarded idea was this? Isn't the beauty of having sex with your pets that you can raw dog them and bust inside without worrying about paying child support for 18 years? If I don't wear rubbers with my human whores, I sure ain't wearing them with my K-9 whores.

28 Comments
  • shitbox October 9, 2013

    First they try puttin cute little sweaters on them now this? They're fuckin animals for fucks sake. I bet some stupid girl that carries her dog in her purse keeps these idiots in business

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  • crazyvet October 9, 2013

    I refuse to get my ass bit, or scratched, trying to put a rubber on a horny animal.

    +6
  • vulture October 9, 2013

    by the time a dog or cat has got this out of the packet and put it on it will have more than the rose on the end of a water can

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  • screwyou October 9, 2013

    Is that the new version for n....r condoms???

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  • cyi3eri3ully October 9, 2013

    well. now we know a complete retard runs the SPCA in san fran

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  • kanada October 9, 2013

    This is fucking great ! ! I can go in there with my head held high and say - umm yeah I gotta really umm small dog at umm home. Its like one of those umm toy poddles yeah umm he's a real umm tiny fucker. Cheaper than ordering them from China. WOOT WOOT ! !

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  • kanada October 9, 2013

    ^ poodle*.......do they come with a french tickler ? Yeah a boxs of those to please.

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  • frankdrebin October 9, 2013

    yo dawg, child support

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  • happyjack October 9, 2013

    This is great news for Rockinron's dog! He doesn't have to get shit on his dick anymore.

    -1
  • chupamiverga October 9, 2013

    adam you can't get henry preggers from anal.

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  • rockinron October 9, 2013

    why happyjack i am surprised that you admit that i let my st, Bernard fuck you in the ass!! and thanks for caring enough to worry about mr beefy getting your shit on his dick! what a great guy you are. that had to be hard to admit publicly.

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  • rockinron October 9, 2013

    do they come in milk bone flavor? happy jacks been bitching that mr beefy don't taste so good.

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  • johnhancock October 9, 2013

    oh perfect!! I always break mine while inside!!

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  • kanada October 9, 2013

    They come in jerk chicken flavor

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  • killnaggers October 9, 2013

    What the fuck

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  • thunderbutt October 9, 2013

    fake

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  • 2indastink October 9, 2013

    You cunt...

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  • dozer67 October 9, 2013

    No FUCKING Way this is real

    +1
  • solidbriscoe October 9, 2013

    Someone, somewhere is waiting for animal dental dams.

    +1
  • madbox October 9, 2013

    I'd love to see the dumb asses who buy this shit.

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  • bigtalk October 9, 2013

    this is just a case of loving you pet too damn much because someone has to put that shit on.

    -2
  • ohwickedwendi October 9, 2013

    Because our dogs routinely run out of condoms when heat hits....

    +1
  • potrostation October 9, 2013

    ...and you thought brushing your cat's teeth was hard?

    +5
  • pattonsghost October 9, 2013

    Jesus tap dancing Christ, instead of finding cures for disease, we have this shit. We are all fucked!

    +1
  • englishgent October 9, 2013

    One of my dogs is a Doberman. I really don't think I'd try putting him a rubber on as I value my hand too much. Why am I even commenting? This shit is clearly as fake as the moon landings.

    -1
  • biggertalk October 10, 2013

    spay your racist redneck

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  • rockinron October 10, 2013

    and neuter your pussy biggertalk

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  • incredulous1 October 10, 2013

    Nasty bastards. Too bad men can't get pregnant.

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