Nice Fucking Chandelier

I know jack shit about interior decorating, but I know what I like when I see it, and that is a fan-fucking-tastic chandelier. I want to take it off the ceiling and fuck the shit out of it. No lighting fixture has ever made me feel like this before.

23 Comments
  • kanada October 10, 2013

    Metallica song...Hit the lights

    +0
  • crazyvet October 10, 2013

    Damn, that is going to start stinking after a few days.

    +2
  • frankdrebin October 10, 2013

    sure, as long as it stays quiet

    +2
  • tonyk October 10, 2013

    When I went to Home Depot to buy one, I wanted to see it first. The salesman got fired for showing me.

    +0
  • vulture October 10, 2013

    great talking point at the dinner table so long as she does'nt piss all over the main course

    +0
  • kanada October 10, 2013

    Made in China.

    +0
  • preferemshaved October 10, 2013

    The gold is a bit 80's but in sure I can incorporate it somewhere in my house.

    +0
  • rockinron October 10, 2013

    it has a pull string for the lights every 28 days

    +4
  • kilo_g October 10, 2013

    Who left the door open?!? We don't want the chandelier to make a run for it. Good thing she probably won't be able to run after stretching her out like that.

    +0
  • tgarner October 10, 2013

    I got one of these over the pool table, it's also a great place to put my stick!

    +0
  • vulture October 10, 2013

    ^^^ its not a stick it a a cue

    +1
  • thunderbutt October 10, 2013

    Spin like a fan?

    +1
  • ludenlasivius October 10, 2013

    Chandelier & fly trap combo? BRILLIANT!!!

    +1
  • killnaggers October 10, 2013

    Nigger!

    -1
  • showmeurtits October 10, 2013

    I never get this detailed when I hang a nigger. I just use a tall tree & stout rope.

    +1
  • solidbriscoe October 10, 2013

    ^^^ right? The ones they sell in Jasper,Texas look completely different.

    +0
  • goodster October 10, 2013

    Can I whack it like a pinatta and see what falls out?

    +0
  • bigtalk October 10, 2013

    which kardashian is this?

    +1
  • johnhancock October 10, 2013

    Gold all im my chain!

    +0
  • potrostation October 10, 2013

    She'd look better as a head board.

    +0
  • englishgent October 10, 2013

    She look better butt naked sprawled all over my motorsickle.

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi October 10, 2013

    How is she held up like that? What would happen if she got tired or passed out? Would we get to see that video?

    +0
  • biggertalk October 10, 2013

    leave her there forever

    -1
 
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