So this Chinese guy jumped on to a wooden handle and got about a foot of it lodged into his asshole. That is sure going to ruin his day. I'd imagine that taking a shit any time soon will be no picnic for him.
its a bit drastic cutting his arsehole open with a chainsaw to get a splinter out
Tell me the guy with the STIHL ain't smiling!
Kudos to the doc uploading this hoe to instagram
Check it out an American made Stihl chainsaw. I wonder what he's going to do with it.
Looks like the guys by his head are looking at the other end of that hoe.
And you say your day was bad
i been up a ho's ass before but never seen a ho up a guys ass!
\"Hey! What's your problem? Can I borrow that stick?\" \"What stick?\" \"The one I'm going to stick up your ass!!!\"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake.
he was raped by a hoe.
Cutting the handle off with the chainsaw probably wont make it feel any better.
I hate it when that happens.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’ll fuck you with a rake, then with a chainsaw!
They`re gonna take that out before cutting it... right?
Now he can become the man with the bionic prostate!
Last thing he heard was"swing that thing at me one more time and I'll stuff it up your ass!"
so a Chinese guy walked into a Bar with a wooden pole up his ass.......so the bartender asks what's up with you??....
He jumped onto a wooden handle? What the hell did he think would happen, that it would tickle slightly?
i bet when he hears that saw fire up he's gonna shit out that stick like a spear
"Revenge of the Hoes"
I see this guy has met with the NYPD welcoming committee
he called me a nigger so i had to do it
Hoe, hoe, hoe.
call the pope for help...