Anybody hungry? There's some nice cold reindeer meat outside. You might have to do some picking, but I'm sure you can get a meal out of it.
santa's long lost reindeer speedbump, last seen crossing highway 84.
you all know the song "grandma got run over by a reindeer", well grandpa wrote a song the very next week ♫♪"grandpa got midevil on a reindeer"♫♪driving home drunk on newyears eve♪♫♪
Just how fast does the temperature have to drop for you to freeze up mid stride?
Russian mile markers
^^^Well done Drebin +1
Obamacare doesn't work very well for animals either.
Get out of your car there and you could end up at the bottom of the food chain.
Rudolph has seen better days...
Krokodil is a heluva drug
Deer popsicle. MMMMMmm So meaty!
Told you reindeer can't fart. Last meal was at Taco Bell.
I'm drunk, and this looks good right now.
^^wendilishous.. Are you drunk enough to try and mount it?! If so ;;; Can we all watch??? He does look 'horny'.
HAHAHA THAT IS AWESOMEEEEE
^STFU GOODSTER SHE IS MIIIIINEEE
That fucker went out with pride!
EVERY time a wild animal sees me pissing outside I start getting calls from PETA. Bitches, it IS that big! Mooses freeze, deer freeze, wife got a annulment when I showed it to the judge and he asked what I was planning to do with that. Sheesh.