Someone's about to get frisked!

I actually run a full body-cavity search....with my dick! Look at the ass on that bitch! That's what I'm talking about. With them big-ass store-boughts too? Shit yeah! Looks like fun to me!

33 Comments
  • happyjack October 19, 2013

    Wow my weapon of mass destruction would explode on her. P

    -5
  • urapnes1701d October 19, 2013

    ^^^^ I didn't know eye droppers explode.

    +7
  • happyjack October 19, 2013

    ^^^^^C'mon man. If a man says he has a WMD you have to take his word for it and move on, otherwise it sounds like you are trying to see it for yourself.

    -4
  • urapnes1701d October 19, 2013

    ^^^^^^ Your right I apologize. Now if you'll excuse me i have to sling my cock over my shoulder and drag it downstairs behind me so i can go to the bathroom.

    +10
  • ven0m89 October 19, 2013

    Hole lee shit, good day to be a typical bull dike working for tsa

    +2
  • ven0m89 October 19, 2013

    Living breathing American debt, suckers like me would be broke for that

    +0
  • happyjack October 19, 2013

    @urapnes be careful on those stairs if you are dragging something behind you.

    -2
  • hidden-_-evil October 19, 2013

    ^^lmao @ urapnes. Wish I could plus 2

    +1
  • screwyou October 19, 2013

    Im in love !!!! Will you marry me?

    +0
  • kanada October 19, 2013

    Im sorry ma'am I have to take you to secondaries.

    +0
  • solidbriscoe October 19, 2013

    Check if she has anything tucked away...

    +2
  • potrostation October 19, 2013

    This makes up for the five seniors he had to search that day.

    +2
  • solidbriscoe October 19, 2013

    ^^^ until he finds the hidden dingus!

    +1
  • kermitt October 19, 2013

    I'd bet the house that she still a bitch.

    +2
  • preferemshaved October 19, 2013

    ^^^ I bet you're right.

    +1
  • rockinron October 19, 2013

    excuse me are you curently hireing?

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi October 19, 2013

    Oh Myyyyyy!

    +0
  • englishgent October 19, 2013

    Agree with Kermit, I bet she is a bitch, she looks like a bitch...a dirty filthy bitch who would give the most incredible blow jobs and tit wanks!

    +0
  • hidden-_-evil October 19, 2013

    She's got a tranny-like face but..I'd hit it.

    -1
  • uk-13astard October 19, 2013

    iv fucked a bitch like that wasent cheap

    +0
  • isnogood October 19, 2013

    that guy is clearly checking his facebook

    -1
  • rimjobber October 19, 2013

    Tranny. And yes, I'd still fuck it.

    +0
  • tgarner October 19, 2013

    I just finished filling out my TSA application!

    -1
  • oldunclejohn October 19, 2013

    Tee ran eee

    +1
  • pizzapie October 19, 2013

    Sluts travel too

    +0
  • spinal12 October 19, 2013

    As I was walkin' 'round Grosvenor Square

    Not a chill to the winter but a nip to the air,

    From the other direction, she was calling my eye,

    It could be an illusion, but I might as well try, might as well try.

    She had rings on her fingers and bells on her shoes.

    And I knew without askin' she was into the blues.

    She wore scarlet begonias tucked into her curls,

    I knew right away she was not like other girls, other girls.

    In the thick of the evening when the dealing got rough,

    She was too pat to open and too cool to bluff.

    As I picked up my matches and was closing the door,

    I had one of those flashes I'd been there before, been there before.

    Well, I ain't often right but I've never been wrong.

    Seldom turns out the way it does in a song.

    Once in a while you get shown the light

    In the strangest of places if you look at it right.

    Well there ain't nothing wrong with the way she moves,

    Scarlet begonias or a touch of the blues.

    And there's nothing wrong with the look that's in her eyes,

    I had to learn the hard way to let her pass by, let her pass by

    The wind in the willow's playin' "Tea for Two";

    The sky was yellow and the sun was blue,

    Strangers stoppin' strangers just to shake their hand,

    Everybody's playin' in the heart of gold band, heart of gold band.

    Artist

    -1
  • matv October 19, 2013

    if anyone needs me, I'll be doing volunteer work at the airport, doing body searches

    +0
  • donunderstan October 20, 2013

    Got caught tying to haul 20 lbs of crack through LAX.

    +0
  • biggertalk October 20, 2013

    urapnes is a funny cunt

    +0
  • urapnes1701d October 20, 2013

    ^^Thank you sir.

    +0
  • wardo56 October 20, 2013

    That's a Prada bag.

    +0
  • sleeko October 20, 2013

    I love a chick with alittle extra heft.

    +1
  • eyeh8dumbasses October 27, 2013

    I'll give her the body cavity search

    +1
 
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