I actually run a full body-cavity search....with my dick! Look at the ass on that bitch! That's what I'm talking about. With them big-ass store-boughts too? Shit yeah! Looks like fun to me!
Wow my weapon of mass destruction would explode on her. P
^^^^ I didn't know eye droppers explode.
^^^^^C'mon man. If a man says he has a WMD you have to take his word for it and move on, otherwise it sounds like you are trying to see it for yourself.
^^^^^^ Your right I apologize. Now if you'll excuse me i have to sling my cock over my shoulder and drag it downstairs behind me so i can go to the bathroom.
Hole lee shit, good day to be a typical bull dike working for tsa
Living breathing American debt, suckers like me would be broke for that
@urapnes be careful on those stairs if you are dragging something behind you.
^^lmao @ urapnes. Wish I could plus 2
Im in love !!!! Will you marry me?
Im sorry ma'am I have to take you to secondaries.
Check if she has anything tucked away...
This makes up for the five seniors he had to search that day.
^^^ until he finds the hidden dingus!
I'd bet the house that she still a bitch.
^^^ I bet you're right.
excuse me are you curently hireing?
Agree with Kermit, I bet she is a bitch, she looks like a bitch...a dirty filthy bitch who would give the most incredible blow jobs and tit wanks!
She's got a tranny-like face but..I'd hit it.
iv fucked a bitch like that wasent cheap
that guy is clearly checking his facebook
Tranny. And yes, I'd still fuck it.
I just finished filling out my TSA application!
Tee ran eee
Sluts travel too
As I was walkin' 'round Grosvenor Square
Not a chill to the winter but a nip to the air,
From the other direction, she was calling my eye,
It could be an illusion, but I might as well try, might as well try.
She had rings on her fingers and bells on her shoes.
And I knew without askin' she was into the blues.
She wore scarlet begonias tucked into her curls,
I knew right away she was not like other girls, other girls.
In the thick of the evening when the dealing got rough,
She was too pat to open and too cool to bluff.
As I picked up my matches and was closing the door,
I had one of those flashes I'd been there before, been there before.
Well, I ain't often right but I've never been wrong.
Seldom turns out the way it does in a song.
Once in a while you get shown the light
In the strangest of places if you look at it right.
Well there ain't nothing wrong with the way she moves,
Scarlet begonias or a touch of the blues.
And there's nothing wrong with the look that's in her eyes,
I had to learn the hard way to let her pass by, let her pass by
The wind in the willow's playin' "Tea for Two";
The sky was yellow and the sun was blue,
Strangers stoppin' strangers just to shake their hand,
Everybody's playin' in the heart of gold band, heart of gold band.
if anyone needs me, I'll be doing volunteer work at the airport, doing body searches
Got caught tying to haul 20 lbs of crack through LAX.
urapnes is a funny cunt
^^Thank you sir.
That's a Prada bag.
I love a chick with alittle extra heft.
I'll give her the body cavity search