Prepare For A Battle Of Swords

She is a true warrior and is always armed with her weapon of choice, the mighty dildo sword. Whenever she unsheathes it, she is undoubtedly ready to use it. You do not want to be on the receiving end of one of her destructive blows. Or do you?

24 Comments
  • solidbriscoe October 23, 2013

    I've stuck my sword in melons, candy, popcorn, fire... Once I stuck my sword in the dirt and the tip broke off.. Now I have to go into the castle to get another sword...

    -1
  • thunderbutt October 23, 2013

    Niiice tit

    +0
  • tgarner October 23, 2013

    I don't care how good she looks, she ain't stabbing me with that thing!

    +2
  • rockinron October 23, 2013

    SOLIDBRISCOE "the corsican brothers" with chech marin and tommy chong.

    +0
  • rockinron October 23, 2013

    by the looks of that giant piece of rubber cock. this poor girl will never have a boyfriend that will satisfy her . and the bitch will probably tell all her friends she broke up with a guy because he had a little dick. fucking king kong cunts like her piss me off! but i'd still fuck the hell outta her and laugh before i left

    +2
  • bigtalk October 23, 2013

    She must be roll playing some science fiction thing because nothing white is that big. BWHAAAAAAAAA FACT!

    -5
  • kermitt October 23, 2013

    Why would she need ne of those?

    +0
  • danalan666 October 23, 2013

    hopefully that'll be the only penis she's slingin'

    +1
  • vulture October 23, 2013

    after she has used that having sex with her would be like tossing a sausage up an ally way

    +4
  • wethepeople October 23, 2013

    I got my fleshlight. It's on !!!

    +0
  • big_daddy305 October 23, 2013

    Don't lie... half of you fuckers would suck that rubber cock just so she would fuck you.

    -2
  • drtyrell October 23, 2013

    I suggested she keep my penis on hand at all times.

    -1
  • neospace October 23, 2013

    I would jab her with my big battle sword

    +0
  • kanada October 23, 2013

    Lara Chang, in Pussy Raiders II Deep Digging.

    +0
  • solidbriscoe October 23, 2013

    @ron, also starring Roy Dotrice as the Evil Fuckaire!!!

    +0
  • potrostation October 23, 2013

    She went from hot to scary in .01 sec.

    +0
  • preferemshaved October 23, 2013

    ^^^^ I'd look past scary. She's fine as fuck

    +2
  • biggertalk October 24, 2013

    i brought my own sword

    -1
  • cthulu October 24, 2013

    Yeah whatever babe lemme see you sit on it, then I'll be impressed

    +2
  • uk-13astard October 24, 2013

    biggertalk brought his own he says allways knew he was a fag

    +1
  • englishgent October 24, 2013

    For a taste of her minge if would let her beat me senseless with that.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi October 24, 2013

    Speaking of which--I need to invest in a vibrator. Otherwise known as a vacuum.

    +1
  • dozer67 October 24, 2013

    as long as it's not real and popping out between her legs...

    +0
  • januz October 25, 2013

    I bet she`s single. There`s nothing a man could do to satisfy her.

    +0
 
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