She is a true warrior and is always armed with her weapon of choice, the mighty dildo sword. Whenever she unsheathes it, she is undoubtedly ready to use it. You do not want to be on the receiving end of one of her destructive blows. Or do you?
I've stuck my sword in melons, candy, popcorn, fire... Once I stuck my sword in the dirt and the tip broke off.. Now I have to go into the castle to get another sword...
I don't care how good she looks, she ain't stabbing me with that thing!
SOLIDBRISCOE "the corsican brothers" with chech marin and tommy chong.
by the looks of that giant piece of rubber cock. this poor girl will never have a boyfriend that will satisfy her . and the bitch will probably tell all her friends she broke up with a guy because he had a little dick. fucking king kong cunts like her piss me off! but i'd still fuck the hell outta her and laugh before i left
She must be roll playing some science fiction thing because nothing white is that big. BWHAAAAAAAAA FACT!
Why would she need ne of those?
hopefully that'll be the only penis she's slingin'
after she has used that having sex with her would be like tossing a sausage up an ally way
I got my fleshlight. It's on !!!
Don't lie... half of you fuckers would suck that rubber cock just so she would fuck you.
I suggested she keep my penis on hand at all times.
I would jab her with my big battle sword
Lara Chang, in Pussy Raiders II Deep Digging.
@ron, also starring Roy Dotrice as the Evil Fuckaire!!!
She went from hot to scary in .01 sec.
^^^^ I'd look past scary. She's fine as fuck
i brought my own sword
Yeah whatever babe lemme see you sit on it, then I'll be impressed
biggertalk brought his own he says allways knew he was a fag
For a taste of her minge if would let her beat me senseless with that.
Speaking of which--I need to invest in a vibrator. Otherwise known as a vacuum.
as long as it's not real and popping out between her legs...
I bet she`s single. There`s nothing a man could do to satisfy her.