He always gets the inside scoop and reports the hottest news while it's breaking. That's why you can count on Action Akbar News to get the coverage others are too scared to. Right now he's in the middle of an interview that will blow you away.
in all fairness, it's hard to tell the difference between gurgling sounds of death and that language
So tell us, how do you like this wonderful loving country?
"I'd like to give a shout out to my peeps and my bitch, and of course mad props to Allah."
The dude's gonna need a new penis and pair of balls, if he's going to meet his batch of virgins.
" so,,, how's the night-life around here?
LMAOO - Tell me what do you think about Allah's new affair with Kim Kardashian?
\"Everyone wants to know.... Who are you wearing?\"
I swear, I was just standing there looking at the girls, and all shit broke loose.
" my dick's on fire"!"my dick's on fire"!
Ill stuck 10 pounds of bacon in his ass and mouth!!! So he will go to heaven...
"Sir, you look like your day has been most eventful, would you take a minute to tell us who stole your cock and balls?"
Sir , how do you like the new super spicy chalupa?
Speak up please we can't hear you groaning...
are you ok sir? tell us what happened! do you have any last words for our viewers?