Another Reason Not To Get Married

"I was climbing down the ladder of my treestand and jumped off the last rung of the ladder before I noticed my wedding ring was caught on one of the pins holding the sections of the ladder together. Almost lost the finger. Do yourself a favor and throw yor ring in the garbage, or better yet, don't get married in the first place."

24 Comments
  • vulture November 13, 2013

    thats not the only pain he will get from marriage

    +2
  • screwyou November 13, 2013

    Youre fired dumbass!!! First !!!

    -9
  • vulture November 13, 2013

    ^^^WRONG

    +1
  • rockinron November 13, 2013

    the universe is trying to tell you somthing dude.

    +2
  • crazyvet November 13, 2013

    Damn good thing you didn't have a collar around your neck.

    +2
  • dozer67 November 13, 2013

    Dumb ass just don't wear a ring..... I don't I can't I'm a auto Tech also when you do repairs your at a risk....BTW why is a married grown man in a (his) tree house?

    +1
  • hidden-_-evil November 13, 2013

    Til death do you part

    +0
  • pinkdildolickr November 13, 2013

    At least it wasn't his cock ring that got caught...

    +0
  • screwyou November 13, 2013

    Stupid vulture stole my first comment pfffff

    -1
  • bigtalk November 13, 2013

    Thats all he lost he got off easy.

    -3
  • solidbriscoe November 13, 2013

    +1dozer... A grown man in his treehouse... Tsk, tsk, tsk...

    +0
  • m1009 November 13, 2013

    Boy apparently a couple of you can't read, he was in his tree stand, you know, the ones that are used for hunting dumbasses

    +2
  • solidbriscoe November 13, 2013

    Hunting dumbasses? Are they in season?

    +4
  • urapnes1701d November 13, 2013

    Dont lie to us. You were jammin that in her brown star and she clenched her pucker up and ripped the ring off.

    +1
  • toreal November 13, 2013

    He's white his doesn't love him anyway.

    -3
  • urapnes1701d November 13, 2013

    ^^^^^ "His doesn't" What 3rd world country did you learn English in?

    +3
  • m1009 November 13, 2013

    of course their in season, now if they would let us put a couple of these in every ghetto then we would be able to thin out the herd of all the damn silverbacks running around

    +1
  • englishgent November 13, 2013

    I'm an engineer so never wear rings for this very reason. I've seen fingers lost on lathes over the years through rings.

    +0
  • potrostation November 13, 2013

    Just set my ring on my desk.

    +1
  • honkie365 November 13, 2013

    toreal, that's even stupid for ebonics.

    +0
  • goodster November 13, 2013

    "treestand" (hunting platform) "treehouse" (kids fort).

    +1
  • dracos November 14, 2013

    Guys guys no need to argue, I have tree house that seconds as treestand It all depends on how close the kneegrows are

    +1
  • biggertalk November 14, 2013

    nobody wants a white man

    -3
  • brockolee September 15, 2015

    except women that like smart hard working men that know what a belt is used for 😕

    +0
 
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