'Tis The Season To Not Get Laid

Christmas must be early this year, because Santa is already out and about spreading Christmas joy. Either that or the King of Virgins lost his crown. Either way, you know you're impressed.

26 Comments
  • vulture November 13, 2013

    sod him i'll sit on his ginger sisters lap and tell her what i want for christmas

    +3
  • crazyvet November 13, 2013

    That is Santa and his gay nosed reindeer.

    +0
  • dozer67 November 13, 2013

    If this guy was anymore of a loser he would be Biggertalk...

    +8
  • screwyou November 13, 2013

    Say hello to this proud canadian

    +1
  • pinkdildolickr November 13, 2013

    Can we just pair him and that fat pig from the previous pic together and kill them both? Nasty fucks!

    +3
  • tgarner November 13, 2013

    Mike Myers has put on some weight!

    +4
  • 6uldv8 November 13, 2013

    Yeah baby!

    +0
  • bigtalk November 13, 2013

    I knew shrek was a white guy.

    -4
  • solidbriscoe November 13, 2013

    That's ok schlubby. Losing your virginity to the internet still makes you a virgin...

    +0
  • kanada November 13, 2013

    Screwyou, screw you ! Lets not forget the war of 1812 in this month of { ww2 } remembrance. I could have the Canadian fleet of all 12 canoes in lake Ontario ready to storm the beaches of New York. Depending on weather we could have snow shoes on ground in 3 to 4 weeks. -Colonel Kanada

    +2
  • ouch November 13, 2013

    Jay's Halloween costume is fucked up this year!

    +0
  • toreal November 13, 2013

    Typical white guys having a cock party.

    -4
  • urapnes1701d November 13, 2013

    Everyones paying attention to the fat fags. But me?, I'm looking at the hot Kirsten Dunst look alike to the left on the stairs. She looks like she has some nice soft B cup ta ta's.

    +0
  • kanada November 13, 2013

    ^ stfu & server me my # 1 combo, b-ouch.

    +0
  • urapnes1701d November 13, 2013

    ^^^ Mayor Ford FTW!!!!!!

    +0
  • englishgent November 13, 2013

    Haha look at the big fat bastard with no visible penile structure, just a pathetic pair of tiny bollox! Holy fuck try dieting lard arse!

    +0
  • potrostation November 13, 2013

    This is a re-post Adam. Do ya want to know how I know? BECAUSE IT'S STILL BRUNT IN MY FUCKING BRAIN FROM THE LAST TIME I SAW THE HORROR!

    +0
  • spinal12 November 13, 2013

    I say five cock suckers.

    +0
  • sirpussalot November 13, 2013

    Baby Ruuuuuth

    -2
  • kanada November 13, 2013

    urapens, that wasn't sent to you. Lol, I live in Toronto. Its good to have you back, fucker. Leave me alone & go load a trailer, b-ouch.

    -2
  • goodster November 13, 2013

    They're all on their way to bigtalks house for some cumnog and cockies.

    +3
  • biggertalk November 14, 2013

    lol most white guys are forever alone when it comes to the ladies, that's why most white guys turn gay. FACT.

    -4
  • handsomedevil November 14, 2013

    rockinron's the man. swagged the fuck out!

    -1
  • vaknama November 14, 2013

    he looks like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers

    +0
  • rockinron November 14, 2013

    handsomedevil i do look pretty good standing behind your fat wannbe santa claus ass!

    +0
  • loulou November 14, 2013

    The sad part is Biggertalk is jealous of this guy!

    -1
 
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