Words Of Wisdom For Drunks

Ben Franklin was a smart motherfucker, and I'm sure he loved getting sauced up and talking about fucking all kinds of black slave pussy with old Tommy boy. Any man who is quoted on beer drinking glasses is all right in my book.

12 Comments
  • tgarner November 18, 2013

    I feel sorry for people that don't drink. Because when they wake up in the morning, that's the best they are gonna feel all day!

    +3
  • crazyvet November 18, 2013

    Franklin's description of the richest man in town who is blackmailing the rest of them.

    +2
  • sirfartsalot November 18, 2013

    I'd rather smoke a joint.

    +1
  • fistermister November 18, 2013

    Ben Franklin is my hero.

    +1
  • solidbriscoe November 18, 2013

    \"'Twas woman who led me down the road to drink... I never had the chance to thank her.\"

    -W.C.Fields

    +1
  • rockinron November 18, 2013

    once upon a midnight werry i drank and drank until things were blurry. then hence when the morning dawn it come, i awake to find out i'm still a drunken bum!

    +2
  • potrostation November 18, 2013

    @ tgarner: C.S. Lewis another great drinker. +1

    +1
  • urapnes1701d November 18, 2013

    This was written by a man who tied a key to a kite and sailed it into a lightning storm. You call that smart?

    +1
  • goodster November 18, 2013

    ^^POTRO... They were going to name a start-up school in my hometown after Lewis. Still might. Collage no-less.

    +0
  • englishgent November 18, 2013

    Eat, drink and be merry for the morrow you may die(t).

    +0
  • cheetochop November 18, 2013

    "Beer is proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy"

    +0
  • biggertalk November 19, 2013

    Sounds like something a boring white boy would do.

    -3
 
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