Thanksgiving is next week and there are many things to be thankful for, but the only one worth mentioning is Chuck Norris. So sit down with Chuck and a turkey, and stuff the shit out of that turkey. Chuck fucking loves it when you do that shit.
I think I just saw Chuck Norris's picture facepalm itself.
Now tell me, how do you feel about your mom?
And after he gets done fisting and fucking the turkey he'll cook it up and serve it to his family
He is fisting the turkey clearly wishing it was Chuck Norris' ass.
Chuck. Oh Chuck. How much Chuck could a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck Chuck?
A lot of white men would do anything to fuck Chuck Norris.
Just one more reason why Norris lives deep in the woods.
i used to love chuck norris as a kid, or rather, walker texas ranger. loved that show! too bad the guy is some psycho neocon in real life. :(