Happy Chucksgiving!

Thanksgiving is next week and there are many things to be thankful for, but the only one worth mentioning is Chuck Norris. So sit down with Chuck and a turkey, and stuff the shit out of that turkey. Chuck fucking loves it when you do that shit.

8 Comments
  • ohwickedwendi November 19, 2013

    I think I just saw Chuck Norris's picture facepalm itself.

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  • fistermister November 19, 2013

    Now tell me, how do you feel about your mom?

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  • pinkdildolickr November 19, 2013

    And after he gets done fisting and fucking the turkey he'll cook it up and serve it to his family

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  • harleybitch November 19, 2013

    He is fisting the turkey clearly wishing it was Chuck Norris' ass.

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  • solidbriscoe November 19, 2013

    Chuck. Oh Chuck. How much Chuck could a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck Chuck?

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  • toreal November 19, 2013

    A lot of white men would do anything to fuck Chuck Norris.

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  • potrostation November 19, 2013

    Just one more reason why Norris lives deep in the woods.

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  • biggertalk November 20, 2013

    i used to love chuck norris as a kid, or rather, walker texas ranger. loved that show! too bad the guy is some psycho neocon in real life. :(

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