Your Two Favorite Things

Obviously this gift of dick pizza was from a chick. I say that not only because of the handwriting, but because a guy would just cut a hole in the pizza and stick his dick through it. I know that's how I deliver pizza to special ladies.

  • fuzelogic November 27, 2013

    Dumb bitch forgot the mushroom tip..!!!

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  • ibetdaddy November 27, 2013

    don't forget the extra dick cheese

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  •   toreal November 27, 2013

    White men love dick and pizza. This is the perfect gift.

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  •   happyjack November 27, 2013

    Looks like her 3rd favorite thing is powerlifting. That bitch has some big arms.

    +3 -2
  • screwyou November 27, 2013

    ^^^^ did you eat the pizza your white girlfriend sent you punk ass???? ^^^^

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  •   happyjack November 27, 2013

    ^^^^^You have to learn to type faster otherwise it messes your jokes up.

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  •   potrostation November 27, 2013

    No special sauces?

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  • englishgent November 27, 2013

    One bollock is bigger than the other, seems about right.

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  • urapnes1701d November 27, 2013

    Blowjobs and handjobs and eating Clitoris, Watching your grandmother douche with Lavoris, brown pubic cunt hairs and toilet bowl rings, these are a few of my favorite things;...... Getting a hard on while I'm at confession, knowing that semen is good for digestion, eating a princess and jerking off kings, these are a few of my favorite things;...... Tying my nuts up with Roy Roger's lasso, hamburger helper being pounded up my asshole, flossing my teeth out with used tampon strings, these are a few of my favorite things;...... Serving bird droppings as warm appetizers, licking the residue from bathroom sanitizers, sanding the top of my dick til it stings, these are a few of my favorite things;...... Probing my dick-hole with sharpened lead pencils, enlargening my asshole with kitchen utensils, knowing the joy that an egg beater brings, these are a few of my favorite things....................

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  •   crazyvet November 27, 2013

    Your favorite things are black olives and cheese?

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  • bigtalk November 27, 2013

    His white my guess would have been cheap shots and drugs.

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  • solidbriscoe November 27, 2013

    Where's the spilt ranch dressing?

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  •   goodster November 27, 2013

    ^^ URA,,, that was pretty good,,,,,who'd ya copy that from??

    +2 -1
  • ohwickedwendi November 27, 2013

    Maybe a special delivery for her ex bf?

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  •   rockinron November 28, 2013

    wendi allways orders her cock pizza with extra cock and light on the sauce! who loves ya wendi?

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  • biggertalk November 28, 2013

    should have been a chocolate pizza

    +0 -1
  • ven0m89 November 28, 2013

    "Hamburger helper being pounded up my asshole" lmao +1

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  • titanium22 November 28, 2013

    Funny. Killkenny eats the same kind of pizza.

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  • ohwickedwendi November 28, 2013

    You got the light on the sauce part right, ron...

    +0 -0
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