Obviously this gift of dick pizza was from a chick. I say that not only because of the handwriting, but because a guy would just cut a hole in the pizza and stick his dick through it. I know that's how I deliver pizza to special ladies.
Dumb bitch forgot the mushroom tip..!!!
don't forget the extra dick cheese
White men love dick and pizza. This is the perfect gift.
Looks like her 3rd favorite thing is powerlifting. That bitch has some big arms.
^^^^ did you eat the pizza your white girlfriend sent you punk ass???? ^^^^
^^^^^You have to learn to type faster otherwise it messes your jokes up.
No special sauces?
One bollock is bigger than the other, seems about right.
Blowjobs and handjobs and eating Clitoris, Watching your grandmother douche with Lavoris, brown pubic cunt hairs and toilet bowl rings, these are a few of my favorite things;...... Getting a hard on while I'm at confession, knowing that semen is good for digestion, eating a princess and jerking off kings, these are a few of my favorite things;...... Tying my nuts up with Roy Roger's lasso, hamburger helper being pounded up my asshole, flossing my teeth out with used tampon strings, these are a few of my favorite things;...... Serving bird droppings as warm appetizers, licking the residue from bathroom sanitizers, sanding the top of my dick til it stings, these are a few of my favorite things;...... Probing my dick-hole with sharpened lead pencils, enlargening my asshole with kitchen utensils, knowing the joy that an egg beater brings, these are a few of my favorite things....................
Your favorite things are black olives and cheese?
His white my guess would have been cheap shots and drugs.
Where's the spilt ranch dressing?
^^ URA,,, that was pretty good,,,,,who'd ya copy that from??
Maybe a special delivery for her ex bf?
wendi allways orders her cock pizza with extra cock and light on the sauce! who loves ya wendi?
should have been a chocolate pizza
"Hamburger helper being pounded up my asshole" lmao +1
Funny. Killkenny eats the same kind of pizza.
You got the light on the sauce part right, ron...