This has certainly one-uped the chastity-belt. But, on the other hand. Why the fuck would you want all that metal on your box? Help me out ladies, what the fuck?
that pussies on lockdown !
She must be staked out.
Some guy really doesn't want his ride stolen
Makes a guy want to wear a chain mail condom.
that might be a guy with a tiny dick and his flat sack chained to a pole
Been humping the tackle box again?
Nasty ol snatch. Then again it's a hole....
Bonus points for the pussy bruises, and stretched Vienna sausage
Thats one way to chain up a bitch-in-heat
her old man must have a real tiny dick, eithert that or he's middle eastern.
You couldn't pay me to do that to my clit or lips!!