Guess He's Not Waking Up

Do you know what's worse than passing out drunk and shitting your pants? Passing out drunk and getting eaten by a snake. That fucking sucks. It does make for a good story though.

22 Comments
  • sirfartsalot December 3, 2013

    Anyone seen Adam? He was here a minute ago.

    +0
  • captjim December 3, 2013

    Fuckin' A

    +0
  • sharkbait December 3, 2013

    Have fun shittin that big turd out

    +0
  • spike69l December 3, 2013

    Hey mom....I found my brother.

    +1
  • iluvkitty December 3, 2013

    He was a piece of shit anyways. If he wasn't, He will soon be.

    +0
  • vulture December 3, 2013

    that has to be the most expensive body bag in the world

    +1
  • tgarner December 3, 2013

    When he said he wanted some snake skin boots, he got a little more than he bargained for!

    +0
  • killtacular December 3, 2013

    So..wait...people jsut watched this snake eat a motherfucker? Seriously? It takes at least 2 hours for a snake to swallow something that fuckin' big.

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  • tgarner December 3, 2013

    @killtacular, hell yeah, a lawn chair and a 12 pack of beer, good times!

    +8
  • 2indastink December 3, 2013

    mmmmmmm negro for dinner.

    +1
  • lobster December 3, 2013

    Coolest looking sleeping bag i've ever seen

    +1
  • fistermister December 3, 2013

    What's in the bag?

    +0
  • solidbriscoe December 3, 2013

    What a turd.

    +0
  • frankdrebin December 3, 2013

    OJ snake: nah man, I didn't do it

    +0
  • rockinron December 3, 2013

    must have been a white drunk he swallowed. he woulda puked it back up if it were a black drunk.

    +3
  • hidden-_-evil December 3, 2013

    He's a \"sssssneaky sssnaaaaaake\".

    +0
  • killtacular December 3, 2013

    Tgarner: You sir..all the +1.

    +0
  • assmasterson December 3, 2013

    Tastes like chicken.

    +0
  • biggertalk December 3, 2013

    it ate rockinron yesssss @hidden evil lick deez nutsss

    -2
  • ohwickedwendi December 3, 2013

    You know what's worse than finding a big friggin' snake in your house? Losing a big friggin' snake in your house and realizing Uncle Bob is missing.

    +2
  • solidbriscoe December 3, 2013

    Whatever happened to Jake \"the snake\" Roberts? Is he dead?

    +0
  • rodeye2 December 4, 2013

    This is capital punishment in Africa.

    +0
 
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