Do you know what's worse than passing out drunk and shitting your pants? Passing out drunk and getting eaten by a snake. That fucking sucks. It does make for a good story though.
Anyone seen Adam? He was here a minute ago.
Have fun shittin that big turd out
Hey mom....I found my brother.
He was a piece of shit anyways. If he wasn't, He will soon be.
that has to be the most expensive body bag in the world
When he said he wanted some snake skin boots, he got a little more than he bargained for!
So..wait...people jsut watched this snake eat a motherfucker? Seriously? It takes at least 2 hours for a snake to swallow something that fuckin' big.
@killtacular, hell yeah, a lawn chair and a 12 pack of beer, good times!
mmmmmmm negro for dinner.
Coolest looking sleeping bag i've ever seen
What's in the bag?
What a turd.
OJ snake: nah man, I didn't do it
must have been a white drunk he swallowed. he woulda puked it back up if it were a black drunk.
He's a \"sssssneaky sssnaaaaaake\".
Tgarner: You sir..all the +1.
Tastes like chicken.
it ate rockinron yesssss @hidden evil lick deez nutsss
You know what's worse than finding a big friggin' snake in your house? Losing a big friggin' snake in your house and realizing Uncle Bob is missing.
Whatever happened to Jake \"the snake\" Roberts? Is he dead?
This is capital punishment in Africa.