I Need To Stop By The Store

Actually, I don't want my condoms to go. I'd like to use them right here at the store. Are there any animate beings I can have protected sex with here? If not, I'll find something with a hole. I've got to at least try a few of these condoms out before I can leave as a happy customer.

13 Comments
  • goodster December 4, 2013

    Why would you need that many choices?

    +1
  • screwyou December 4, 2013

    I hope theres 10% discount for baboons!!! Make the world safer

    +1
  • fistermister December 4, 2013

    Opposed to condoms to dine in?

    +0
  • urapnes1701d December 4, 2013

    I haven't worn those since i was married. Didn't want to catch anything from that whore.

    +2
  • crazyvet December 4, 2013

    I know pre-sex is an exciting time, but have a little fucking patience.

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi December 4, 2013

    Because I like to try mine out first in the fitting rooms...

    +3
  • lobster December 4, 2013

    Do they accept trade-ins?

    +3
  • rockinron December 4, 2013

    do they have a little french lady that measure's you for tailored fitting? i never by off the rack.

    +4
  • solidbriscoe December 4, 2013

    Do that have layaway?

    +0
  • solidbriscoe December 4, 2013

    ^^^gads.. That made me sound \"urban\".

    +0
  • potrostation December 4, 2013

    You just hang you dick out the car at the drive thru window.

    +0
  • biggertalk December 5, 2013

    use condoms white boys dont populate the world with crackers anymore

    -3
  • lipshits December 5, 2013

    next door HIV to go express

    +0
 
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