Would You Hit It? Lumpy Lori

Anybody out there brave enough to take a run at this obese beast of a woman? I should probably have said desperate enough. They don't make whiskey strong enough for this to look even remotely acceptable to me, but I know some of you take comfort in the rolls of a fatty.

36 Comments
  • duckduck December 10, 2013

    I think its looking at me.

    +5
  • hidden-_-evil December 10, 2013

    I'd hit it. With my car. Twice.

    +2
  • 2indastink December 10, 2013

    Homer Simpson.

    +6
  • uk-13astard December 10, 2013

    id hit that bitch with a restraining order

    +0
  • tgarner December 10, 2013

    I don't care if it does have boobs, we still don't know the gender!

    +0
  • rockinron December 10, 2013

    i caught a fish that looked at me just like that in the bahama's 10-12 years ago!!!

    +1
  • 6uldv8 December 10, 2013

    Wouldnt hesitate

    +3
  • screwyou December 10, 2013

    What is that???

    +1
  • 6uldv8 December 10, 2013

    Probably need a pair of gloves and a gas mask though

    +0
  • harleybitch December 10, 2013

    Looks like she is wearing chaps.

    +3
  • johnhancock December 10, 2013

    Homer really let himself go!

    -1
  • frankdrebin December 10, 2013

    stay puft

    +0
  • preferemshaved December 10, 2013

    Why in Gods name would she take a selfie of that?!

    +0
  • pinkdildolickr December 10, 2013

    There's no chance that thing can wipe or wash itself beneath that belly

    +1
  • solidbriscoe December 10, 2013

    An unused macys thanksgiving parade balloon.

    +0
  • rouge_et_blanc December 10, 2013

    I think I hear the sound of bigtalk and biggertalk fap fap fapping away - hence no comments from them.

    +7
  • crazyvet December 10, 2013

    That looks like a horrible halloween costume.

    +0
  • siko666 December 10, 2013

    If all bitches looked like this and I was the only man the human race would stop right there.

    +2
  • dozer67 December 10, 2013

    I rather have that dudes face pussy then this mess...

    +0
  • ven0m89 December 10, 2013

    First thought was damn that's a fat ass stalagmite.

    +0
  • sealex December 10, 2013

    I remember being warned about the four eyed monster but I had not seen it yet. It's a scary son of a bitch! Even with 2 eyes closed.

    +0
  • thunderbutt December 10, 2013

    Giant Ninja Turtle.

    +1
  • bigtalk December 10, 2013

    They call that cracker kryptonite.

    -5
  • happyjack December 10, 2013

    White pride. So proud, so little to be proud of. (One of honkie365's recycled comments, modified of course)

    -6
  • lazycop December 10, 2013

    Holly crap !!!! That's the Michelin baby's grandmother

    +1
  • potrostation December 10, 2013

    This pic was found on the cell of dead (flat )man's body.

    +0
  • 6uldv8 December 10, 2013

    I cant stop jacking it to this picture!i think theres something wrong with me!!!

    +1
  • biggertalk December 11, 2013

    i just ate yo.........

    -4
  • boofano December 11, 2013

    All i see is , nigger eyes, nigger nose and nigger lips …It's biggertalk….

    +5
  • markrob824 December 11, 2013

    Fat white chicks are deff not cracker kryptonite last time I checked seeing a brother with a fat ass white chick isn't uncommon!!!!

    +4
  • markrob824 December 11, 2013

    Fact!!!!!!!^^^^^^^^

    +4
  • sirpussalot December 11, 2013

    I count 6+ Fuckable creases, I'm In!

    +1
  • kissarmy12 December 14, 2013

    HOLY FUCK

    +1
  • jaxrhapsody January 5, 2014

    Looks like an after bondage pic- i like my fatties more Serta, not like what the fuck that is. That is a new species of fat I have never seen before. How does one attain that fatness? Its just all wrong...

    +0
  • raffo007 January 12, 2014

    i hit that hard

    +0
  • l25 September 29, 2015

    LOOKS LIKE HOMER SIMPSON

    +0
 
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